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Ask Miss Fortune

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Ask Talon

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04-04-2012

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Ah, but I am the model of Demacian chastity.


I suggest you never use that phrase outside Demacia.

"Demacian Chastity" is a *****house in Noxus. And Zaun. And Piltover.


...and 2 of them are in Bilgewater.


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

04-04-2012

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Miss Fortune,

I am really going to push my luck with something, and if all goes well, I will stop pranking every female in the League for the rest of the month.

Don't ask what said thing is.

-Fizz

...it's about a girl, isn't it? Fizz, you tell me EVERYTHING. This I want to be a part of.

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Ask Luxanna:
With Ezreal? Ezreal doesn't even like girls! Once he propositioned me, but he only wanted my baton...I was horrified, Sarah, horrified!

Huh? Why would Ezreal want... oh... OH DEAR GOD.

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Ask Talon:
I suggest you never use that phrase outside Demacia.

"Demacian Chastity" is a *****house in Noxus. And Zaun. And Piltover.


...and 2 of them are in Bilgewater.

...what are you saying, exactly, that Noxians are even MORE uptight about this sort of thing than Demacians?


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Ask Fizz

Senior Member

04-04-2012

What? No. That's preposterous. Why would you even think to...

.....you and your mind games.

-Fizz

P.S. I'm not saying anything.


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Ask Talon

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04-04-2012

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Ask Fortune:
...it's about a girl, isn't it? Fizz, you tell me EVERYTHING. This I want to be a part of.


Huh? Why would Ezreal want... oh... OH DEAR GOD.


...what are you saying, exactly, that Noxians are even MORE uptight about this sort of thing than Demacians?


Uptight? All of them are owned by Noxians. I was just giving the girl a warning.


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Ask Fortune

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04-04-2012

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Uptight? All of them are owned by Noxians. I was just giving the girl a warning.

Oh lord. Demacia and Noxus are like children whose parents were too lenient.


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Siyamak

Senior Member

04-04-2012

You easily have the finest derrière in all of Bilgewater. What is your workout regimen?


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Zanes Zalesh

Senior Member

04-04-2012

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Ask Fortune:
Oh lord. Demacia and Noxus are like children whose parents were too lenient.


Worse part is: They both have so much to learn from each other..


Well, time to ask things. As i worked as summoner, i have been wondering sometimes of the sensation i proportioned to champions as i conjured the default spells we are allowed to call upon you champions... Tell me, for you, Sarah, what are your favorite summoner spells both to feel and to 'cast'?


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Ask Luxanna

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04-04-2012

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Ask Talon:
I suggest you never use that phrase outside Demacia.

"Demacian Chastity" is a *****house in Noxus. And Zaun. And Piltover.


...and 2 of them are in Bilgewater.


Pfft. You don't even know what "Demacian Chastity" means. I will forgive you this shortcoming in view of your other shortcomings--it's clear you can't help yourself.

-Lady Crownguard the Luminous


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

04-04-2012

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Siyamak:
You easily have the finest derrière in all of Bilgewater. What is your workout regimen?

...how classy, Hahaha. I mostly do cardio. Some pushups and stuff for strength, but I like to keep lean. Situps for a strong core.

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Zanes Zalesh:
Worse part is: They both have so much to learn from each other..


Well, time to ask things. As i worked as summoner, i have been wondering sometimes of the sensation i proportioned to champions as i conjured the default spells we are allowed to call upon you champions... Tell me, for you, Sarah, what are your favorite summoner spells both to feel and to 'cast'?

Well, Heal and Clarity definitely feel the best. They're... invigorating, they really are. To cast? I dunno... whatever gets the job done~.


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Princess Sivir

Senior Member

04-04-2012

Sarah,

I've arrived in Bilgewater, where shall we meet up? I look forward to talking over drinks and... would you be so inclined as to go out to dinner with me afterwards? Assuming we are sober enough.