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Ask Miss Fortune

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AskUdyr

Senior Member

06-10-2012

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Aduian:
Hats huh? Like the ones Caitlyn and yourself wear? Maybe even the occasional hat which Fiora enjoys?

I take it there would be several sections... like a lingurie section in which you could help the female customers find something sexy for their fellow... or sexy lady?


Find a large, savage animal. Kill it, skin it, tan it, wear it. No sensible being will be unimpressed with the wearing of such a pelt.


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Victorious Fiora

Senior Member

06-10-2012

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AskUdyr:
Find a large, savage animal. Kill it, skin it, tan it, wear it. No sensible being will be unimpressed with the wearing of such a pelt.


Except P.E.T.A.A.U

...People for Ethical Treatment of Animals Against Udyr.


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The Graveman

Senior Member

06-11-2012

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Ask Fortune:
Those sure are a lot of words for a lack of a question. Out with it, summoner!


((I just realized I fell asleep some time after my question and forgot about it. fuu-))


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

06-11-2012

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NikkishallDye:
Ok. thanks for the advice. and quit saying fuzzy cuffs. it...unsettles me.

...fuzzy whips?

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AskUdyr:
Find a large, savage animal. Kill it, skin it, tan it, wear it. No sensible being will be unimpressed with the wearing of such a pelt.

FUR IS MURDER.

*smirk*

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The Graveman:
((I just realized I fell asleep some time after my question and forgot about it. fuu-))

(Pfft. xD)


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NikkishallDye

Senior Member

06-11-2012

ugh. The criminal distracted her, and she was totally oblivious so I just had to spit it out and I think she's gonna turn me down. *sadface*


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

06-11-2012

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NikkishallDye:
ugh. The criminal distracted her, and she was totally oblivious so I just had to spit it out and I think she's gonna turn me down. *sadface*

Buck up, kid. Girls like confidence.


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NikkishallDye

Senior Member

06-11-2012

Fine.


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

06-11-2012

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NikkishallDye:
Fine.

That doesn't sound like a confident fine. That sounds like a stubborn fine. I demand confidence! I want you to look at me, tell me how attractive you think I am, and do it without blushing.


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Ask Talon

Member

06-11-2012

Sarah, I have to tell you what Fate and I did to this sad excuse for a summoner last night.

Get this, he tried to take me to a holding cell, soon as he put me in it and turned his back I was already gone.

So then he tries to bribe Fate to be arrested. And well.... Fate took the money and ran.


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Ask Ezreal

Senior Member

06-11-2012

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Ask Fortune:
Buck up, kid. Girls like confidence.


What are you thinking? I know you're "experienced" but telling this guy to go out and turn in someone as a criminal as a present? Caitlyn isn't a bounty hunter you know. We're not even sure if the guy has committed a crime, and we're still questioning him. Maybe leave the relationship advice to Shyvana.