Ask Irelia

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Ask Irie

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04-02-2012

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Originally Posted by Mordenn View Post
I'm sure people understand the need for your blades, though. I don't think I've ever seen Garen without his sword and he doesn't even have the excuse of having his soul bound to it and whatnot. And then there's Katarina, who I'm pretty sure has no less than seven knives on her person no matter what she's wearing. And Mordekaiser, who's basically made of pointy metal objects covered in spikes. You get the idea.

In any case you seem to have rather... exceptional control over them. I don't think you'd need to create a sheath for them any more than Udyr should create a sheath for his fists. With that level of control they're not truly dangerous unless you wish them to be. Or unless you're an aquatically inclined prankster with a penchant for panty raids and whatnot.

Anyway! Do let me know if you find any time away from your duties. It's always nice to take a break every once in a while, especially if you've been so busy recently.
As much as I would love to keep my blades in the open, I find that sometimes, when I am approached by strangers they keep their eyes on my blades at all times. Some even shake a bit...I'm not that intimidating, am I? If only Talon would feel what they feel.

I will be sure to give you a notice If I am free, Mordenn. Thank you.


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Hey, Brorelia!

I saw fish bro, dagger bro, lightning bro, and manatee bro sneak into your house and come out with some stuff.

Were you guys havin' a party?

-Brolaf
......don't get me started....

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I was in Piltover at the time. Ask Caitlyn, I was in a jail cell....
I somehow don't believe you, I wonder why....

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Stealing it? Not involved at all.

Delivering it? All me.

You should really give your guards some additional training.
...Oh wait, I DO.

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Right, remind me to make it hurt more than usual next time we see each other on the Fields. As for these, I should get them back to Irelia... probably....
Ah, it would be nice if you did, Prince Jarvan. Thank you.


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Ask Talon

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04-02-2012

And I thought you were nice...


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Ask Irie

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04-02-2012

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And I thought you were nice...
Aww, it seems like my jokes are too insulting for even a man like you. Sorry~

Must be the Graggy.

Irelia


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Mordenn

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04-02-2012

You don't understand, Irelia! He's clearly an innocent victim here. All he did was coach, supply, organize, and inspire the culprits. Clearly he had no connection to this whatsoever.


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Ask Irie

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04-03-2012

Yeah, and Fizz is a yordle.


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Ask Talon

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04-03-2012

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You don't understand, Irelia! He's clearly an innocent victim here. All he did was coach, supply, organize, and inspire the culprits. Clearly he had no connection to this whatsoever.
Exactly!

Wait, I didn't supply them anything.


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Ask Fizz

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04-03-2012

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Yeah, and Fizz is a yordle.
That's mer-Yordle-frog-shark-humanoid.

...you know what, just call me an Atlantean.

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Exactly!

Wait, I didn't supply them anything.
Someone had to teach me how to pick locks.


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Ask Irie

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04-03-2012

Remind me to get a new lock...a Talon-Proof lock.


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Bright Oblivion

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04-03-2012

They still make those? I thought Talon killed their inventor. He then picked the lock to prove it wasn't Talon-proof.


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Ask Talon

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04-03-2012

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Remind me to get a new lock...a Talon-Proof lock.
Now that is just tempting trouble.