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Ask Irelia

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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

06-10-2012

Hey Irelia, can I surf your blades? I'll teach you to pole dance as payment.


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Ask Blind Monk

Junior Member

06-10-2012

Honourable Will of the Blades, it saddens me greatly to hear of your state of dissagreement with Talon and Fiora. Meditation is a great way to sharpen one's mind and sooth the soul, and can provide clarity during troubled times. You are welcome to visit the monastery at any time if you are willing to try it.


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

06-10-2012

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Ask Blind Monk:
Honourable Will of the Blades, it saddens me greatly to hear of your state of dissagreement with Talon and Fiora. Meditation is a great way to sharpen one's mind and sooth the soul, and can provide clarity during troubled times. You are welcome to visit the monastery at any time if you are willing to try it.

*Sarah notices Lee Sin has joined*

* v Sarah's face*


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Ask Irie

Senior Member

06-10-2012

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Ask Orichan:
Irie. You are a nice person like me. Why did Talon take your innocence?


I think you might have to ask Bliztcrank about this...topic.

Well, Talon is a mean person...

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Ask Talon:
She asked me to...


...Who creates lies.

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Gigahappytown:
You cant nerf irelia thats just a mind trick the man made up to trick you into not summoning irelia


...The man?

As in Morello?

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Ask Fortune:
Hey Irelia, can I surf your blades? I'll teach you to pole dance as payment.


Normally, I would flat out say no...

But given the circumstances...

I wouldn't mind doing so, although my blades aren't the most steady boards around...

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Ask Blind Monk:
Honourable Will of the Blades, it saddens me greatly to hear of your state of dissagreement with Talon and Fiora. Meditation is a great way to sharpen one's mind and sooth the soul, and can provide clarity during troubled times. You are welcome to visit the monastery at any time if you are willing to try it.


Lee Sin,

Thank you for offering, but I assure you that the worst of my worries are long gone. However, I will make an attempt to stop by the monastery. I have not talked with you in a long while...


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AskUdyr

Senior Member

06-10-2012

Irelia. What are your current feelings towards Talon currently?


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

06-10-2012

Hey girl, don't get too shut into that 'balance' stuff. I know you're still all messed up by Talon, but let's not regress. What you need is a good laugh, and maybe a doll of Talon to destroy.


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Ask Talon

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06-10-2012

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Ask Fortune:
Hey girl, don't get too shut into that 'balance' stuff. I know you're still all messed up by Talon, but let's not regress. What you need is a good laugh, and maybe a doll of Talon to destroy.


Or.... You could come to dinner with Fiora and myself, and we can all talk about this like civilized people.

...It's odd being listed under that.

Feels weird.


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

06-10-2012

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Ask Talon:
Or.... You could come to dinner with Fiora and myself, and we can all talk about this like civilized people.

...It's odd being listed under that.

Feels weird.

You? Civil?

...I'll come, just to see that.


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Ask Talon

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06-10-2012

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Ask Fortune:
You? Civil?

...I'll come, just to see that.


You're not invited. The invitation was for Irelia.


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

06-10-2012

...you realize those two together are going to shove breadsticks up your ass.