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Ask Pantheon

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Dear Morgana

Senior Member

04-06-2012

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*bursts out laughing*

Oh ****, this is too perfect! I so called it! Morgana and Panthy sittin' in a tree, c-o-o-k-i-n-g! Hahaha!

Sorry, sorry. But Morgana, girl, you have to learn to control yourself better. Aren't you like a thousand years old? Woman up! A guy like Pantheon wants confidence, not schoolgirl...ness.


Buries head in her latest cake.

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That...did not come out how I meant it.


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Ask Fortune

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04-06-2012

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Dear Morgana:
Buries head in her latest cake.

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That...did not come out how I meant it.

I should hope not! *laughs*


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Dear Morgana

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04-06-2012

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I should hope not! *laughs*


A slip in judgment. Nothing more.

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I'll give you custard if you keep quiet.


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

04-06-2012

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Dear Morgana:
A slip in judgment. Nothing more.

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I'll give you custard if you keep quiet.

...just custard? Shouldn't the custard be inside something?


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AskPantheon

Senior Member

04-06-2012

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Dear Morgana:
I'm certain Leona, Sarah, and Sivir would love watching you bake, seeing your taught, formed biceps strain under each stroke of the knife as dough cakes your chest, causing your abdominals to bulge through the fabric, as your calloused calves-
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What I mean to say is, I'm sure they'd have a field day with you.


It sounds like you would enjoy that a lot more than they would.

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Ask Fortune:
Relax, you know I'm a bounty hunter. I promise you, my target is some people you'll have no problem breaking apart.


I suppose I will drop by then. When I have the time, that is



Pantheon, the Artisan of War


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Dear Morgana

Senior Member

04-06-2012

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...just custard? Shouldn't the custard be inside something?


How about this:

I've been working on a new recipe. I'll name it Sarah's Succulent Snickerdoodles.

That, plus a few dozen of those same cookies, should be enough to quiet this down, right?


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Ask Talon

Member

04-06-2012

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Dear Morgana:
Buries head in her latest cake.

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That...did not come out how I meant it.



... Now how can I work with this...


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Dear Morgana

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04-06-2012

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... Now how can I work with this...


I already plan to have fun with you, you little stab-happy mortal. Don't ruin that.


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Ask Talon

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04-06-2012

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Dear Morgana:
I already plan to have fun with you, you little stab-happy mortal. Don't ruin that.


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Only because I have a rule about upsetting those who can hold grudges longer than my natural life....

And you can steal my soul...


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Dear Morgana

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04-06-2012

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Only because I have a rule about upsetting those who can hold grudges longer than my natural life....

And you can steal my soul...


Time's up! I'll be waiting for you in my bakery, assassin.

Don't be long...

((OOC: I gotta go for a few hours, so I'll just let whatever is going to happen happen during the time I'm gone. I have something hilarious planned. Please don't spoil it. Sorry.))