2012 To Do List

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UnseenMolecule

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03-26-2012

1. Wear shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons on street corner.

2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

3. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

4. Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here," with a straight face.

5. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public

6. Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C". Enjoy the show.

7. Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes The Lead," enter it in horse races.

8. Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I've been expecting you..."

9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say,"Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"

10. Slap Regi in the face.


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Frigid Wrath

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03-26-2012

11. post in thread, get 100 downvotes.


(i'm waiting...)


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Drink My OJ

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03-26-2012

12. Stacy's mom


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tapao

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03-26-2012

switch hands


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P4K ILLips

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03-26-2012

13. Walk into construction site, find operator, tell him "tell your boys they work for me now."


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Oracle Elixir

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03-26-2012

14. Get over 9000 downvotes cos I want to be cooler than the 1st poster


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Psycho Pretzel

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03-26-2012

Haha I liked number 4.


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Raging Hipster

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03-26-2012

15. Turn right blinkers on. Turn left.

It just seems like it would be funny, real life trolling.


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ChoppazAndDakka

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03-26-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Raging Hipster View Post
15. Turn right blinkers on. Turn left.

It just seems like it would be funny, real life trolling.
For bonus points turn into a gas station to make a right turn and skip the traffic light. It's all kinds of illegal, but gets you were you need to go.


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pierse mc

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03-27-2012

16. Drive through the puddles on the side of the road after it has been raining, wetting all the kids walking to / home from school.