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Ask Swain

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Ask Swaìn

Senior Member

03-21-2012

Is it considered sinister to be criminally stupid?
Because if it is, then I know some very sinister people.


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Ask Kennen

Senior Member

03-21-2012

Dear Swain

CAWCAWCAW and your really scary in your bird form!


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SpicyJackTheBard

Recruiter

03-21-2012

Swain,

How did Beatrice get her name?

In all Sincerity,
Summoner Spicy Jack, the Bard of Piltover


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shadooklaw

Senior Member

03-21-2012

Dear general creepy-bird-guy Swain,

What is your breakfast of champions? Inb4 Jax

-Mysterious summoner shadooklaw


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IS10aa73f25589a39b94e65

Senior Member

03-22-2012

Quote:
shadooklaw:
Dear general creepy-bird-guy Swain,

What is your breakfast of champions? Inb4 Jax

-Mysterious summoner shadooklaw


Jax casually walks up behind the summoner and knocks him out.

Don't take my job, you nuisances.

As such, I ask.

Swain,

What is your Breakfast of Champions? Also, do you remember the first time that I fought under you?

Jax, Grandmaster at Arms


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shadooklaw

Senior Member

03-22-2012

Quote:
Ask Jax:
Jax casually walks up behind the summoner and knocks him out.

Don't take my job, you nuisances.

As such, I ask.

Swain,

What is your Breakfast of Champions? Also, do you remember the first time that I fought under you?

Jax, Grandmaster at Arms


*Waking up, 1 hour later* "OWWW, what happened?"


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Ask Jarvan IV

Senior Member

03-22-2012

Dear Swain,

You suck.

Yours truly,
Jarvan IV


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deathbyhug

Member

03-22-2012

:3 is so cute to see you and jarvan fight liek little kids on a play ground.
but why do u truely hate him? dont say because hes from demacia thats not good ehough for me.
also your a pretty birdy


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Momma Tree

Recruiter

03-22-2012

Dear Swain

How are you 5 steps ahead of everyone, with a messed-up leg?


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Ask Viktor

Senior Member

03-22-2012

Quote:
probably Morgana:
Dear Swain

How are you 5 steps ahead of everyone, with a messed-up leg?


Nevermove?