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Ask Swažn

Senior Member

03-21-2012

I've held back from this meaningless gabber for as long as I could but it seems that it's time to join the masses.
Go ahead and ask what you will. I will decide whether or not it's worth my time.


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Pyrozen

Senior Member

03-21-2012

Master Tactician Swain,

I've concluded the source of your magic powers doesn't come from evocation.

Is the source of your powers transmutation?


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Ask Swažn

Senior Member

03-21-2012

You are indeed correct summoner. I have mastered certain parts of transmutation, for instance my transformation into a raven, but others, such as blinking and time manipulation, I have not yet fully come to understand.


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Ask Talon

Member

03-21-2012

A paper bag seems to have been left in the mailbox. It contains a chicken with a broken neck. The sender is unknown


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Ask Swažn

Senior Member

03-21-2012

Swain scribbles a quick note that says; "Give General Du Couteau my regards. Oh wait. AHAHAHA."


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SpicyJackTheBard

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03-21-2012

General Swain,

Why did you never get your leg fixed? You could be so much more effective if you weren't limping around on that cane all the time.

In all Sincerity,
Summoner Spicy Jack, the Bard of Piltover


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Ask Swažn

Senior Member

03-21-2012

If I didn't have the cane, how could I warrant buying three pairs of boots? One for the bird, one for me, and one for the cane.
Of course, you wouldn't understand why I would do this. It's not your fault you, a simple mind, cannot comprehend this.

On another note, I do not need to fix my leg. It works fine the way it is.


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WexAndywn

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03-21-2012

Dear Swain,

How often do you polish your beak?

Summoner Wex


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Ask Swažn

Senior Member

03-21-2012

I might need to polish it one more time after I peck your eyes out.


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Geomancer93041

Member

03-21-2012

Dear Swain,

What do you think about Prince Jarvan's recent behavior? Might he be up to something sinister?


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