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Ask the Prince

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Thepichudude

Senior Member

10-11-2012

Pichu bring up a notepad and a pencil.

"INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!"

((I'm not being creepy at all.))


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Unexisted

Senior Member

10-11-2012

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Thepichudude:
Pichu bring up a notepad and a pencil.

"INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!"

((I'm not being creepy at all.))

What are u try to say?


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Ask the Megling

Senior Member

10-11-2012

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Iron Ambássador:
I thought Demacians were more honorable than to poison someone's drink Prince Jarvan. "The shining jewel of humanity" or how you all say it. I do not think poison is fitting of that title.

- Poppy

Demacians just like to say stuff like that. It looks good in the history books.

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Ask Jarvan IV:


It was a joke, Poppy, and Tristana knows it.

Rather, I would hope she does.

And they call me humorless.


Nooooo, I was gonna put traps in my kitchen and mine my front lawn. I was reeeeaaaalllly worried that you would-
Tristana claps her hands to her cheeks, faking a look of surprise.
-Poison me!


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Ask Zyra

Senior Member

10-11-2012

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Ask Jarvan IV:

Er.... I suppose I have something I should tell you, then.
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What might that be?


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Unexisted

Senior Member

10-11-2012

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Ask Zyra:
What might that be?

It's would be him give you a magical fertilizer. First he penetrate into you with this giant needle, then after while he inject his magic inside you until he's completely out. Try to scream ok? It's his gift that can make you more pretty and proud. And by the next spring you shall be blooming like fire crackers. Remember to keep it for a secret ok? There other females wanted that magic of his. Like shyvana and miss fortune.


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Script Lord

Senior Member

10-12-2012

A letter arrives for Jarvan IV in an unmarked envelope, his name written in fine and elegant cursive.

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":
To the Crown Prince of Demacia,

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
All the King's horses, and all the King's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again...

Royalty can be so fragile, don't you think? You should be on your highest guard should you decide to take a stroll through your city-state on a cool moonlit night. You never know what kind of lunatics could be about!

Murderously yours,
Saucy Jack (http://summoners.shurelia.com/profiles/2278)


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Ask Jarvan IV

Senior Member

10-17-2012

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Ask Shyvana:
Yes, yes, fear not, I admire your reputation.


...is this a challenge I'm hearing?


... *twitch*


I suppose it is. I'll even be a gentleman and allow you choice of location.

Battlefield or bedroom?


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Ask Fortune:
If you're thinking about it, you're thinking too much~.


...ooooooon second thought. *laughs*


It would seem you aren't up to the challenge after all. I expected as much.

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Ask the Megling:
Demacians just like to say stuff like that. It looks good in the history books.


Nooooo, I was gonna put traps in my kitchen and mine my front lawn. I was reeeeaaaalllly worried that you would-
Tristana claps her hands to her cheeks, faking a look of surprise.
-Poison me!


You question the Demacian moral code at your own peril, Tristana. if you do that, all the traps and mines in the world wouldn't help you.

Besides, as if i'd ever resort to poisoning you. 'Tis far too subtle for my tastes.


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Ask Zyra:
What might that be?


Well, I.... I don't think this is going to work. You've done no wrong - I am at fault for this. I ask that you do not let this affect your view of men - I understand that your view was already rather... negative. I'm sure you'll find someone whom you've no desire to devour, though.

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Tjihyana:
They consider you humorless? Have you heard of the reputation I have considering humor? I am apparently completely different than most yordles when it comes to how serious and work-oriented I am most of the time. And did you consider I was not completely serious either?

- Poppy


It's rather hard to tell with you. Do not take it the wrong way, but your expression... looks rather the same at all times.



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Script Lord:
A letter arrives for Jarvan IV in an unmarked envelope, his name written in fine and elegant cursive.

To the Crown Prince of Demacia,

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
All the King's horses, and all the King's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again...

Royalty can be so fragile, don't you think? You should be on your highest guard should you decide to take a stroll through your city-state on a cool moonlit night. You never know what kind of lunatics could be about!


Another would be assassin? If this was meant to frighten me, it is with much regret that I must inform you - that won't work.


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Ask Shyvana

Senior Member

10-18-2012

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Ask Jarvan IV:
I suppose it is. I'll even be a gentleman and allow you choice of location.

Battlefield or bedroom?

...I will visit you in your quarters, in preparation for our duel.


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

10-18-2012

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Ask Jarvan IV:
It would seem you aren't up to the challenge after all. I expected as much.

Oh please. I'm backing down because I don't want your dragon girlfriend to eat me.


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Unexisted

Senior Member

10-18-2012

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Ask Shyvana:
...I will visit you in your quarters, in preparation for our duel.

Duel again? Why not try bedroom this time, just you and jarvan shyvana, just you and jarvan making great music together all night long. I wonder who would last to thy end...hmmm..