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Ask the Prince

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Unexisted

Senior Member

09-27-2012

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Ask Tyrant Swain:
You're a fool and I'm an even bigger fool for talking to you.

No you are a fool,a person's name does not tell you about that person,and only found child would say something like that.I'm not threating but ,I can also be threating, why? It because I'm a summoner.Why didn't you answer my questions I ask earlier?


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Ask Jarvan IV

Senior Member

10-03-2012

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Ebonmaw Dragon:
Prince of Demacia, if you had to choose between living in Noxus or the Void, which would you choose? and why?

-A Summoner


The Void. The things there would be more fun to kill.

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Ask Fortune:
*sidles up to Jarvan*

I see what you're doing with Shyvana. *smirk*


Is that a fact? What could you possibly mean?

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Ask Tyrant Swain:
Princling, I have sent my best scouts to evaluate your ''crew''.

I am prepared.


Prepared for your demise, it would seem. For a man who calls himself the Master Tactician, you are a fool.

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Ask the Megling:
Kid, from an unbiased point of view, Jerry's a smart guy. Like, really smart. I kinda trust what he's saying waaay more.


Swain, smart? That's up for debate.

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Ask the Herald:
Your threat level would be higher if you were actually a dragon. But the fact of the matter is that you are a mere half-dragon, which is not enough to warrant such a rating.


Allow me to offer you some friendly advice, Viktor. Don't venture down this road.

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Ask Téemó:
Hello, Swain? Yes, um, looking at your reports of Prince's crew, it seems your scouts may not have the best of information... perhaps hiring a more... "qualified" and experience scout? Perhaps someone such has myself! Oh, and Jarvan I swear I have nothing against you, please don't become upset.


Of course not. So long as you don't become upset when you are imprisoned or worse for attempting to spy on Demacia.

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Ask Zyra:
Walks into the room and straight to Jarvan. "Miss me?"


Ah. Hello, Zyra.


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IS13537e7a92416eab299e3

Senior Member

10-03-2012

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Ask Jarvan IV:

Prepared for your demise, it would seem. For a man who calls himself the Master Tactician, you are a fool.



Can't believe that you're arguing with a cripple and his budgie.


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Ask the Megling

Senior Member

10-03-2012

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Ask Jarvan IV:


Swain, smart? That's up for debate.


And people call me childish...


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Ask Tyrant Swain

Member

10-03-2012

The gnome finally decided to show his disfigured face?

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Ask Jarvan IV:
Prepared for your demise, it would seem. For a man who calls himself the Master Tactician, you are a fool.

What is that? What did you say? I don't speak imbecilian.


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Ask Jarvan IV:
Swain, smart? That's up for debate.

I am not smart, I am brilliant!
And you are my polar opposite. Wait, I think I just broke your brain by saying ''polar''.

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Ask Jarvan IV:
Allow me to offer you some friendly advice, Viktor. Don't venture down this road.

Demacian roads are filthy.

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Ask Jarvan IV:
Ah. Hello, Zyra.

Hi there.


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Emperor Titus

Senior Member

10-03-2012

Hahahaha! I'm sorry to cut in but I can't help but laugh! The two of you do not have the military capabilities like mine, even if I don't have a brain! What can an arrogant prince do and a crippled leper do?


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Ask Tyrant Swain

Member

10-04-2012

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Yoshi the Great:
Hahahaha! I'm sorry to cut in but I can't help but laugh! The two of you do not have the military capabilities like mine, even if I don't have a brain! What can an arrogant prince do and a crippled leper do?

Kill you with ease.


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StrengthPrevails

Senior Member

10-04-2012

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Yoshi the Great:
Hahahaha! I'm sorry to cut in but I can't help but laugh! The two of you do not have the military capabilities like mine, even if I don't have a brain! What can an arrogant prince do and a crippled leper do?


I find your words to be incredibly unwise and your boast to be quite unfounded. I think the better question would be, why would anyone bother with a worm like you?


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Ask Tyrant Swain

Member

10-04-2012

The early bird guts the worm, my friend.


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Iron Ambássador

Senior Member

10-04-2012

... Former Admiral Yoshi, I suggest you stop disturbing Prince Jarvan's column. You were RELIEVED of your command, you have no control of most of the forces you had command of before anymore.

- Poppy

((I find it annoying when the forums place me on my main when I log in the forums on my smurf. ))