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Ask the Prince

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Ask Talon

Member

03-27-2012

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Ask Fizz:
One does not simply snap another's bones. Unless they have a good reason.


He's just mad because he has fleas.


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Ask Jarvan IV

Senior Member

03-27-2012

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shadowshavefaces:
prince
who whould u rather have as a partner to fight with
xin zhao or garen?


Garen. I knock them into the air then trap them in my ring. He silences them, and there is no escape.

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Ask Shyvana:
Well of course, Prince Jarvan, I would be honored to have you walk me down the aisle.

Fear not, I am sure of my decision. Jax makes every moment a joy. I thank you for your concern, though.

Now, seating arrangements for the meal... if you seat yourself beside two women, we won't be sure who the one is you have your eye on, hm?


Well.... I imagine that's when it's going to become apparent, actually. So keep your eyes open for where I sit.


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Nautalis:
i like yo dunks...


Titan of the Depths


I like your helmet.

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Ask Fizz:
Jarvan,

What's this I hear about you wanting to snap my bones?


I had to have a perfectly good set of armor fumigated. By Singed, no less.

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Ask Karma:
Quite simply, he wants to snap your bones.


Astute as always, Lady Karma. The title of "Enlightened One" is well deserved."

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WexAndywn:
One does not simpl-

Ooh, I appear to have been Shen'd.


Where? I don't see him. Though I suppose that is the reason he's a ninja.


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Zanes Zalesh:
Your majesty, i really think you should rethink some of your quotes, they give very bad motes to younger summoners who calls you on the fields, making you get fully offensive gearing.

Today is NOT a good day to die.


It's a common misunderstanding. I am, in actuality, pointing out that it is a good day for my enemy to die, not myself. As you pointed out, though, many misunderstand my meaning, leading them to make rather... irrational decisions. But as I also say, I love a challenge.


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Ask Talon:
He's just mad because he has fleas.


And the culprit will be equally angry when I alter their facial structure. Or they will be if they still retain motor functions when I'm finished.

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Ask Fizz:
One does not simply snap another's bones. Unless they have a good reason.


I believe my reasons are justified.


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Ask Shyvana

Senior Member

03-28-2012

Is there anything in particular you would like to see on the menu at my wedding, Prince Jarvan?


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WexAndywn

Recruiter

03-28-2012

It's a figure of speech, Prince J.

If someone says what you were going say just before you say it, in this case Fizz, it is called being 'Ninja'd'.

And since Shen is a ninja, there you go.

However, it's very possible that he came and went without us knowing. Ninjas do that.

Summoner Wex


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Ask Kennen

Senior Member

03-28-2012

//if this isnt your taste in music then i apologize but i just cracked up so HARRRD thinking about how pompous jarvin is//

Dear Prince Jarvin

i was hanging out side of the palace checking out that..uh stuff you wanted me to watch and i recorded this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLQa-pqkmKg&feature=relmfu


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Ask Jarvan IV

Senior Member

03-28-2012

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Ask Shyvana:
Is there anything in particular you would like to see on the menu at my wedding, Prince Jarvan?


Steak. Plenty of it. Perhaps some roasted Swai- err, chicken as well. Who is catering?

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WexAndywn:
It's a figure of speech, Prince J.

If someone says what you were going say just before you say it, in this case Fizz, it is called being 'Ninja'd'.

And since Shen is a ninja, there you go.

However, it's very possible that he came and went without us knowing. Ninjas do that.

Summoner Wex


Okay. Because I dislike the notion of ninjas slipping in and out. Unless it's Kennen, of course.

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Ask Kennen:
//if this isnt your taste in music then i apologize but i just cracked up so HARRRD thinking about how pompous jarvin is//

Dear Prince Jarvin

i was hanging out side of the palace checking out that..uh stuff you wanted me to watch and i recorded this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLQa-pqkmKg&feature=relmfu


((I LOVE you for putting this up, I didn't know they had released a Jarvan version. I try my best to capture that pomposity.))

Ah, I was hoping this wouldn't happen. I was hoping for an official release.

As for your.... task... I assume you obtained the package without too much trouble?


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Ask Kennen

Senior Member

03-28-2012

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((I LOVE you for putting this up, I didn't know they had released a Jarvan version. I try my best to capture that pomposity.))

Ah, I was hoping this wouldn't happen. I was hoping for an official release.

As for your.... task... I assume you obtained the package without too much trouble?


// <3 <3 <3 I love AoD and J4 is my fav D-Town champ DEMACIA GET SOME </3 i only have 1 thumb to give you.//

I wasnt aware that Xin Zhao was that deep in uh..the rapping scene

So those rap battles in the demacian concert halls after hours your D-Town-Legend?

and is it true that before Demacia slogan was "now and forever" it was "PUT SOME WARDS UP?"


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deathbyhug

Member

03-29-2012

prince do you think you can defeat master yi?


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Ask Shyvana

Senior Member

03-29-2012

I don't have a caterer yet, actually. Do you know anybody?


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I Thunderclese I

Senior Member

03-29-2012

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Ask SwaƬn:
Oh please. The next time we meet in battle, Beatrice will be pealing the skin off of their fresh carcasses.


So....Beatrice is the name of your raven, Noxian? Good to know, considering you're free until next week.

P.S. I killed you while summoning Kennen, Ziggs, and Miss Fortune in three separate matches. I watched you die, with a certain satisfaction I might add.