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Ask the Prince

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Ask the Megling

Senior Member

08-28-2012

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Ask Jarvan IV:


You really don't know when to stop, do you?



I will END you.



((I guess I'll have to try and cut back on my posts.))

I know exactly when to stop.


Good luck with that.


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Elic Roland

Senior Member

08-28-2012

((sorry it trook me so long to respond, 7th round))


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Dojel

Senior Member

08-28-2012

Dojel felt a pair of zealous eyes on him, which drove him to increase his pace...
Dieing to this particular Demacian wasn't his plan, and he started getting close to the ground now


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Unexisted

Senior Member

08-28-2012

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Ask Fortune:
Were you sleeping topless, covers down? I think I know what she was doing. *smirks* Don't worry, girl's way too shy to do anything without your permission.


...you want me to rub my body all over your half dragon? *fake gasp~*

Miss fortune,prince jarvan would loooooove to see it..so do it!!


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Ask Shyvana

Senior Member

08-28-2012

Prince Jarvan, I must thank you for how nice you were to Riven at the pool. I know I should expect no less, but I was still worried.


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Ask Shyvana

Senior Member

08-29-2012

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Unexisted:
Miss fortune,prince jarvan would loooooove to see it..so do it!!

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I know how to rub my body upon my lover.

It's not a difficult thing to learn on the fly.


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Ask the Monkey

Senior Member

08-29-2012

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Ask Shyvana:
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I know how to rub my body upon my lover.

It's not a difficult thing to learn on the fly.

Is it like rubbing pig urine on a tree to attract panthers?


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Unexisted

Senior Member

08-29-2012

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Ask Shyvana:
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I know how to rub my body upon my lover.

It's not a difficult thing to learn on the fly.

really? how?tell me the way you like to do it if you dont mine shyvana.


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Ask Zyra

Senior Member

08-29-2012

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Ask Jarvan IV:

Jarvan looks outside and pales, attempting to pull away from Zyra.

Hopefully an explanation of why she is at my window.


She looked at Jarvan confused. "Do you not like me hugging you?"


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Ask Jarvan IV

Senior Member

08-29-2012

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Ask Tyrant Swain:
They already found yours.


Big talk for a cripple.

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Ask Shyvana:
My face was stained with tears, my arms were covered in blood, and I'm sure I looked as angry as I ever had. You are beyond brave. *chuckles* I admit, I wanted to push you into your forces and demand not to be touched, but the act itself was too unexpected. And... disarming.


Heh. It seems no woman, no matter the circumstances, is ever prepared to push away a dashing prince.

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Ask Shyvana:
It is. Just know that Riven is not our enemy. If you wish to storm through the gates of Noxus and apply justice to all therein... let us work to do it by Riven's side.


I've spoken to Riven very little myself, and in spite of everything, Shyvana, this is something I cannot take your word for.

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Ask Fortune:
Were you sleeping topless, covers down? I think I know what she was doing. *smirks* Don't worry, girl's way too shy to do anything without your permission./QUOTE]

I'm not convinced she was doing what you think she was doing.

[QUOTE=Tjihyana;28726411]Mira still continues her giggling, shaking her head.
"I caaaaaaan't. Tihihi. Peeeeople say I'm a biiit craaaazy, which I don't belieeeeeve but I caaaaan't stop laughing at tiiiimes."
A small green pixie flutters over to her from somewhere, looking at Jarvan silently. Mira turns to look at the pixie, smiling.
"Tyr. Thaaaaat would be ruuuuude."

((So yeah, you missed Mira becoming Lulu's apprentice. BE AFRAID JARVAN))


I suggest you turn back into a rabbit and hop on out of here.

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Ask the Megling:
((I guess I'll have to try and cut back on my posts.))

I know exactly when to stop.


Good luck with that.


Finally.

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Elic Roland:
((sorry it trook me so long to respond, 7th round))


((You're going down, hombre.))

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Dojel:
Dojel felt a pair of zealous eyes on him, which drove him to increase his pace...
Dieing to this particular Demacian wasn't his plan, and he started getting close to the ground now


Jarvan opens the window and looks down.

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Ask Shyvana:
Prince Jarvan, I must thank you for how nice you were to Riven at the pool. I know I should expect no less, but I was still worried.


Riven was not what I expected, to say the least. I would enjoy the chance to speak to her again - perhaps your idea of working with her on Noxus is not too far fetched, after all.

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Ask Shyvana:
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I know how to rub my body upon my lover.

It's not a difficult thing to learn on the fly.


Jax tells me you get a bit rough at times.

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Ask the Monkey:
Is it like rubbing pig urine on a tree to attract panthers?


Did Yi not teach you any form of decency whatsoever?

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Ask Zyra:
She looked at Jarvan confused. "Do you not like me hugging you?"


Ah... apologies. When it comes to being touched, I... Jarvan coughs. But no, I take no issue with it.