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Sheriff's Office (Ask Caitlyn)

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Ask Talon

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03-04-2012

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Ask Caitlyn:
Blackmail is against the law as well. As long as you remain in Noxus... you are safe from me.


What happens in Noxus stays in Noxus.

Except for this blackmail photograph. Katarina crossed the line when she pretended to be me...

*Tacks a photo to the wall*


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Mordenn

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03-04-2012

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Krissey:
I get the feeling you were expecting a woman.


I wonder why. Ah well, the world holds many mysteries.

Officer,

You mentioned that you enjoyed ballet. Do you still dance, or did you give that up when you began your somewhat more... hands on profession? You certainly seem like you have the figure of a dancer, and though many would claim your current work as graceless I happen to know firsthand that firearms require a high degree of poise and dexterity to operate as fluidly as you seem to manage.

Just a thought.

Sincerely,

Mordenn


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Ask Akali

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03-04-2012

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Ask Talon:
Tell Irelia it was Fizz and Kennen that are responsible for the panty raid. I had nothing to do with it.


I certainly hope they do it again.


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Mordenn

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03-04-2012

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Ask Akali:
I certainly hope they do it again.


All the myriad of ways to interpret this...


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Ask Talon

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03-04-2012

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Ask Akali:
I certainly hope they do it again.


And here I was thinking Kennen was the troublemaker.

~Talon


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AskUdyr

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03-04-2012

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AskUdyr:
Simply put, anyone who wishes to leer at you or explicate a double entendre we will take care of personally until they learn to respect you.


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Ask Akali:
I like the way you think.

- Akali, the Fist of Shadow


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Ask Akali:
I certainly hope they do it again.


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Mordenn:
All the myriad of ways to interpret this...


Our interpretation is thus: Mordenn, left kneecap.


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Ask Caitlyn

Senior Member

03-04-2012

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Mordenn:
I wonder why. Ah well, the world holds many mysteries.

Officer,

You mentioned that you enjoyed ballet. Do you still dance, or did you give that up when you began your somewhat more... hands on profession? You certainly seem like you have the figure of a dancer, and though many would claim your current work as graceless I happen to know firsthand that firearms require a high degree of poise and dexterity to operate as fluidly as you seem to manage.

Just a thought.

Sincerely,

Mordenn


I still do dance from time to time. Though the chances I get to become less and less.

I should actually keep up in my envedours with Ballet as it makes manuvering much simpler.

And perhaps Kennen is a troublemaker? He is full of all of that energy as a matter of fact.


~Caitlyn, Sheriff of Piltover


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Ask Akali

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03-04-2012

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Mordenn:
All the myriad of ways to interpret this...


In my mind, there is only one. It is not cute or humorous.


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Ask Talon

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03-04-2012

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Ask Akali:
In my mind, there is only one. It is not cute or humorous.


I think I am sleeping in someone elses room tonight...

Where Akali can't find me.


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Mordenn

Senior Member

03-04-2012

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Ask Caitlyn:
I still do dance from time to time. Though the chances I get to become less and less.

I should actually keep up in my envedours with Ballet as it makes manuvering much simpler.

And perhaps Kennen is a troublemaker? He is full of all of that energy as a matter of fact.


~Caitlyn, Sheriff of Piltover


Perhaps you could ask Evelynn for lessons. I heard she's quite good and It's not as if she's busy doing anything on the Fields of Justice. She's so desperate to do something that she probably wouldn't even attempt to murder you!

In any case, do you bake as well? Using cupcakes to bait traps is devious and terribly cruel, but I've heard they're good enough to risk the whole 'bear trap to the leg' thing. Any chance on trying some of those out without having to risk any leg mauling (beyond what Udyr's already promised)?