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Sheriff's Office (Ask Caitlyn)

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Jaykoboy

Senior Member

03-06-2012

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Ask Talon:
You still looked. Admit it.

~Talon, Knower of Truths.


Don't tell any white-haired maidens.

You'd think Ashe wouldn't be a problem, but if she finds out, she'll certainly tell Riven, and then Riven will ask her to help me get killed.


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Ask Talon

Member

03-06-2012

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Jaykoboy:
Don't tell any white-haired maidens.

You'd think Ashe wouldn't be a problem, but if she finds out, she'll certainly tell Riven, and then Riven will ask her to help me get killed.


Deal. As long as you don't tell any raven haired maidens.


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Ask Fizz

Senior Member

03-06-2012

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Ask Talon:
Deal. As long as you don't tell any raven haired maidens.

...no promises from me. Heheh.


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Jaykoboy

Senior Member

03-06-2012

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Ask Fizz:
...no promises from me. Heheh.


Caitlyn, mind if I reverse-engineer your YST to work on annoying things named 'Fizz'?


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Ask Talon

Member

03-06-2012

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Jaykoboy:
Caitlyn, mind if I reverse-engineer your YST to work on annoying things named 'Fizz'?



Mmmm... Cupcakes...


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Kôg Maw

Senior Member

03-06-2012

Kog'maw wishes to know why you shoot Kog'maw! it makes him sad. Kog'maw only wishes to eat the tiny purple men in his lane!


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SpicyJackTheBard

Recruiter

03-06-2012

My love,

Where would you like to go for our honeymoon?

With all my heart,
Jack


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Ask Caitlyn

Senior Member

03-06-2012

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Ask Talon:
I might be more than you can handle Sheriff.



I live in the Institute of War like many champions. And knowing where I will kill someone will do nothing to stop it. It just adds to the challenge my dear sheriff.



What do you - OH! You're thinking of the other wardrobe malfunction... The one that took off the top of your dress. I would not do that again. It wasn't worth getting shot.

I was talking about my blade taking off your hat and pinning it to Master Yi's goggles so he couldn't see.

...What do you think I am? A pervert?

....

...

On second thought, don't answer that.

~Talon


Yes. That is what I am saying.

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Jaykoboy]

Caitlyn,

What's the most petty crime you've been called in for?

-Jay [/quote]
The most petty crime I’
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Much appreciated, the Etwahl and I thank you.


It is no problem madam Buvelle.

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Kog Maw] Kog'maw wishes to know why you shoot Kog'maw! it makes him sad. Kog'maw only wishes to eat the tiny purple men in his lane![/quote]

I am only doing as my summoner commands when upon the battlefields. Nothing personal Kog’
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My love,

Where would you like to go for our honeymoon?

With all my heart,
Jack

I am not sure… Hmm.

((I still have yet to fully read your fanfic and so still don’t fully understand the relationship @_@ I hate university!)


~Caitlyn, Sheriff of Piltover


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SpicyJackTheBard

Recruiter

03-06-2012

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Ask Caitlyn:
I am not sure… Hmm.

((I still have yet to fully read your fanfic and so still don’t fully understand the relationship @_@ I hate university!)


~Caitlyn, Sheriff of Piltover


I eagerly await your response.

(Please do. It would warm my heart a great deal, and your responses could offer some material to build on should I make a sequel to "The Long Gun of the Law&quot


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Kôg Maw

Senior Member

03-06-2012

Kog'maw forgives nice accent lady for shooting him. Kog'maw does things he doesn't want to do sometimes... Shooting at somebody you care about... Freinds... and killing them in battle... it's hard...

but purple robe man tells me we need to do this because if we don't, even those people who aren't champions could get hurt! even the purple robe guys! Maybe even our janitor!