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Lord Omicron

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06-03-2012

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Originally Posted by Ask Talon View Post
Undead.

I suggest you talk to Shauna, this is her territory.
"I will and I thank you for your talk about this matter."


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Getsuneko

Senior Member

06-03-2012

No retort? Did I strike a cord? o.O


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Ask Talon

Member

06-03-2012

Can't have *** with a shovel.

Well you can, but it would have lowered the grade of her bakery a few letters.

((Was in game))


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Ask Irie

Senior Member

06-03-2012

Irelia approaches Talon's room. Her blades, spinning like little helicopters, rotate above her head where Talon could not notice when the door opens.

"Remember. Be as sexy and cute as you can. That'll make Talon happy."

She reaches for the brass doorknob, one that many other females have touched before. Something in her wanted the doorknob to be replaced. It was quite old and dented.

"Here we go..."


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AskUdyr

Senior Member

06-03-2012

Udyr soon learned that over the many years of fighting, he always misspelled and mispronounced Berserker. As Brolaf showed, a Beerserker is much more fearsome and much more dangerous.

When Irelia opened the door, Brolaf would be seen holding Udyr in a fearsome headlock that the beast man could not, for the life of him, escape. Apparently they had not moved since last time, with Udyr wheezing for air but refusing to surrender or, Heavens forbid, admit he was wrong.

((Sorry Brolaf, I thought this would be funny))


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Getsuneko

Senior Member

06-03-2012

Felmorn waves at lady Irelia from the corner. "My lady, haven't seen you sense the occupation. Glad to see your doing well..." He says with a smile before returning to watching Brolaf and Udyr.


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Ask Brolaf

Senior Member

06-03-2012

Brolaf turns around.

"Hey Brorelia."

He turns back to Udyr.

"GIMME MY GRAGGY, BRO!"


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Ask Irie

Senior Member

06-03-2012

Irelia stopped in her tracks. She poked her head outside to make sure the room said 'Talon'. She then peered back into the room.

"Hello there Udyr and Brolaf...what are you doing in Talon's room?

But more importantly, where IS Talon?"

She scanned the place. It seemed cleaner than usual...usual being the last time she was in the room.


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Ask Talon

Member

06-03-2012

Talon smiles at Irelia and pulls her into a hug

You made it.

Well, you see...

Udyr is trying to kill me, and he also wasted beer.

And Brolaf found out he wasted beer.


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AskUdyr

Senior Member

06-03-2012

"We..." Udyr took a deep breath in, "Do not have one! We will...break you...any minute!" Udyr's scathing flames scorched the floor, but against Brolaf it was more than a tickle with his anger. Udyr rolled about, "Any...minute!"

It should be noted that this minute had stretched over an hour, or several. Time became rather iffy to the oxygen deprived Udyr. Wheezing he roared, "Magical brawny unicorn, you will submit to the might of Udyr!"