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Suripi Okami

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11-18-2012

Ummmm.......Udyr,how hard was the bear you have on your head to defeat?
N-Not too insult your strength or anything,im just curious about the duel you had with the bear.


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Me Is Happy

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11-19-2012

Udyr, how would you define happiness?

(Also the way lulu roleplays seems pretty unfair)


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AskUdyr

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11-19-2012

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Originally Posted by Suripi Okami View Post
Ummmm.......Udyr,how hard was the bear you have on your head to defeat?
N-Not too insult your strength or anything,im just curious about the duel you had with the bear.
It is a valid question.

The bear we wear is the son of the king of Ionian forests. We slayed him when we were a youth. He had nearly slain us because, with all due respect, it is a man fighting a bear with only his fists. To most, it is assured death. To us, it was the first of many steps.

Our fight was glorious, and the bear's memory is kept by the pelt that is worn. It also serves as a warning to other would be predators: If they wish to fight Udyr they must prepare for death.

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Udyr, how would you define happiness?

(Also the way lulu roleplays seems pretty unfair)
Happiness is something that is worth having and not meant to be given up for anyone else's sake. One's individual happiness comes first and foremost, if someone wishes to infringe upon it, they must be prepared to defend themselves. Only then do they know the value of the happiness that they have enjoyed for so long.

((Got a scheme in mind))

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*Lulu immediately took off her hat and stuffed the tiny squirrel inside. Pix and Mr. Piggles also hurried inside before The Sorceress put the hat back on. Lulu points her wand at herself and smiles widely*

HUGIFY!!!!!

*Lulu suddenly turns giant, making Udyr an ant in comparison, and braced the flames. Scorch marks on her clothes and body*

well THAT WAS interesting!! now ITS MYYYY TURN!!!

*Lulu crouches down and grabs Udyr before immediately throwing the poor beast man in her mouth*

NOM! NOM! NOM! CRUNCH! NOM!!

*Lulu chews and chomps for 10 seconds before spitting out Udyr on her hand*
When Udyr was popped into Lulu's mouth, he had allowed the rest of his aspects to take precedence. With the bear aspect, every time a tooth came down to crush him, he struck upwards and shattered bone. Though he may be the size of sand, he is Udyr: His might can shatter mountains.

When he was rolled about her tongue, his clenched down on it via his Tiger aspect, tearing at the muscle and flesh.

When any of these managed to injure him, his Turtle aspect assured that the damage was minimized.

Once he was spat out, Udyr did not waste time with pleasantries. He expected that the Meridian lines of a Yordle and a Human were not too different, and thus being the size that he was, would be easy to strike. Since he was spat in the center of her hand, with all of his might, he stabbed downwards to where the kidney pressure should be. If successful, it would cause one of Lulu's kidneys to shut down.

If she tried to crush him, one would remember that he was the size of sand: How hard is it to crush a single grain of sand?


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AsktheBlindFist

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11-19-2012

((Udyr, master beast man and pressure point hitter, did he train with the monks or something? Also Sinful Succulence thread is waiting for yah if you didn't see man.))


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SuperMan Pix

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11-19-2012

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When Udyr was popped into Lulu's mouth, he had allowed the rest of his aspects to take precedence. With the bear aspect, every time a tooth came down to crush him, he struck upwards and shattered bone. Though he may be the size of sand, he is Udyr: His might can shatter mountains.

When he was rolled about her tongue, his clenched down on it via his Tiger aspect, tearing at the muscle and flesh.

When any of these managed to injure him, his Turtle aspect assured that the damage was minimized.

Once he was spat out, Udyr did not waste time with pleasantries. He expected that the Meridian lines of a Yordle and a Human were not too different, and thus being the size that he was, would be easy to strike. Since he was spat in the center of her hand, with all of his might, he stabbed downwards to where the kidney pressure should be. If successful, it would cause one of Lulu's kidneys to shut down.

If she tried to crush him, one would remember that he was the size of sand: How hard is it to crush a single grain of sand?
....bleeeeeeeeeeee...

*Lulu immediately shrinks down and and drops Udyr on the ground. once she reaches normal size she glares at the Beast man in a childish, almost cute, anger. her cut up tongue preventing her from speaking clearly *


YOU tastsh HORRIBLE!!!! and nowth LOOKSH whatcyou DIDSH!!! i SHOUNDHS sillys NOWSH.

*Lulu feels around her mouth to find several of her teeth broken. The Sorceress uses her fingers to individually yank out the broken teeth. The process was increadibly painful but like every physically painful moment in her life, Lulu decides to ignore it.*

*Both Pix and Mr. Piggles flutter out of Lulu's hat. The pixie hovers over The Sorceress's mouth and casts a few spells to mend her torn up tongue while the Baby dragon flies up to Udyr's face and growls angrily in different pitches, it is as if Mr. Piggles was yelling at the beast man on how much of a horrible person he was*

and FURTHERMORE do you KNOW how much IT COSTS to REGROW teeth??? its EXPENSIVE!!! and do YOU know WHATS even MORE expensive THEN THAT??? REPLACING A WHOLE KIDNEY!!!

*Lulu crosses her arms and glares angrily at Udyr*

MISTER Udyr i HAVE lost A LOT of RESPECT for you TODAY!!! i WOULD never even DREAM of you STOOPING SO LOW as to ATTACK me FINANCIALLY!!

*it appears that Lulu is really disappointed in Udyr right now*


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AskUdyr

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11-19-2012

"Financially...?" Udyr raised an eyebrow, "What do you mean financially? The League provides all health care benefits of champions. You can simply speak to Soraka or Karma for their healing abilities, and it will not cost a gold coin."

The beast man shrugged, "And besides, we have not spent a single coin on any sort of health related concern and we are perfectly healthy."


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Dear Morgana

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11-19-2012

What is your opinion of myself, Spirits?


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SuperMan Pix

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11-19-2012

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"Financially...?" Udyr raised an eyebrow, "What do you mean financially? The League provides all health care benefits of champions. You can simply speak to Soraka or Karma for their healing abilities, and it will not cost a gold coin."

The beast man shrugged, "And besides, we have not spent a single coin on any sort of health related concern and we are perfectly healthy."
THATS only FOR LIFE THREATNING injuries!!! they're GONNA make me PAY gold FOR broken TEETH and ONE Kidney-*HACK* *COUGH* * HACK*!!

*Lulu gets on her knees as she coughs out a large tuff of brown hair. she picks up the large bushel of hair and stares straight at Udyr's chin, a very noticible amount of his beard missing*

....hairball!!!


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AskUdyr

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11-19-2012

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What is your opinion of myself, Spirits?
Our opinion of you, is one of respect. We respect you. Is that suffice, or should we elaborate more?

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THATS only FOR LIFE THREATNING injuries!!! they're GONNA make me PAY gold FOR broken TEETH and ONE Kidney-*HACK* *COUGH* * HACK*!!

*Lulu gets on her knees as she coughs out a large tuff of brown hair. she picks up the large bushel of hair and stares straight at Udyr's chin, a very noticible amount of his beard missing*

....hairball!!!
...

*Cue Benny Hill music*


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Dear Morgana

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11-20-2012

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Our opinion of you, is one of respect. We respect you. Is that suffice, or should we elaborate more?
Of course not. The feeling is mostly mutual.