GangPlank BackStory

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PorkNasty

Senior Member

11-06-2009

GangPlank is a drunken blithering whirlwind of furry; he sails the seas with his somalian pirate crew, traveling the world drinking rum and pwning nubs in the face with his pistol. All that matters to GangPlank is fighting, drinking and getting booty. Why he has come to the League no one knows for sure; but one can speculate that he probably just got real real drunk one night and just woke up here ready to own face. His dreaded ship and crew are always monitoring his position, ready to drop bombs on whoever tries to slow their Captain's roll. The ship is also equipped with its own disco bar to raise crew morale.


You can tell by the way that GangPlank walks he's a huge Russel Crowe fan and a formidable foe, with a poison sword he uses to pwn n00bs that poisons them and a pistol he jacked from S-Mart. The Cannon barrage from his Ship (The HMS Vampire) is his real trump card; bombarding enemies from an unseen location at a moments notice. GangPlank is also ruthless and will shoot even his own allies cause that's what gets sh!t done. GangPlank also enjoys stumbling drunk along the beach and is still looking for that one perfect Parrot to rest on his shoulder. His only request in all this, was that if he were to perish he should be buried face down; that way everyone can kiss his ass.

Those that see this drunken misfit stumbling their way would do best to be wary.


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JohnnyPanic

Senior Member

11-06-2009

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GangPlank is a drunken blithering whirlwind of furry; he sails the seas with his somalian pirate crew, traveling the world drinking rum and pwning nubs in the face with his pistol. All that matters to GangPlank is fighting, drinking and getting booty. Why he has come to the League no one knows for sure; but one can speculate that he probably just got real real drunk one night and just woke up here ready to own face. His dreaded ship and crew are always monitoring his position, ready to drop bombs on whoever tries to slow their Captain's roll. The ship is also equipped with its own disco bar to raise crew morale.


You can tell by the way that GangPlank walks he's a huge Russel Crowe fan and a formidable foe, with a poison sword he uses to pwn n00bs that poisons them and a pistol he jacked from S-Mart. The Cannon barrage from his Ship (The HMS Vampire) is his real trump card; bombarding enemies from an unseen location at a moments notice. GangPlank is also ruthless and will shoot even his own allies cause that's what gets sh!t done. GangPlank also enjoys stumbling drunk along the beach and is still looking for that one perfect Parrot to rest on his shoulder. His only request in all this, was that if he were to perish he should be buried face down; that way everyone can kiss his ass.

Those that see this drunken misfit stumbling their way would do best to be wary.
Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.


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Commodore Frank

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11-08-2009

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GangPlank is a drunken blithering whirlwind of furry
Gangplank is a furry? Damn that must be a good disguise!


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PorkNasty

Senior Member

11-11-2009

Yes he's furry, look at that beared and the chest hair.