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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

11-19-2012

Fizz would receive a letter in the mail. On it, just below the mailing address, was "DO NOT SHOW TO SARAH" written in bold lettering.

Dear Fizz,

Do me a favor? Check your ladyfriend's crotch for any red hairs. I haven't had the time to do it myself and I suspect she's taken this opportunity to stop shaving.

Evelynn


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Murc VonSplinter

Senior Member

11-19-2012

Dearest Fizz,

Do you froth your own beverages?

Do you enjoy sweetened or unsweetened iced tea? And IF you enjoy unsweetened ((which implies that it was once sweet, and was then deprived of it's former sweetness)), what do you use to bitter the tea? Do you use perhaps gunpowder? Water? The personalities of other champions?

And Lastly, did you know that the bird is the word?


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Ask Fizz

Senior Member

11-19-2012

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Originally Posted by Ask Fortune View Post
...my interests are way more interesting than yours!
All you do is hunt pirates and seduce... everyone!

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Fizz would receive a letter in the mail. On it, just below the mailing address, was "DO NOT SHOW TO SARAH" written in bold lettering.

Dear Fizz,

Do me a favor? Check your ladyfriend's crotch for any red hairs. I haven't had the time to do it myself and I suspect she's taken this opportunity to stop shaving.

Evelynn
...eh, I've done weirder.

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Dearest Fizz,

Do you froth your own beverages?

Do you enjoy sweetened or unsweetened iced tea? And IF you enjoy unsweetened ((which implies that it was once sweet, and was then deprived of it's former sweetness)), what do you use to bitter the tea? Do you use perhaps gunpowder? Water? The personalities of other champions?

And Lastly, did you know that the bird is the word?
Forty-two.


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Razie

Senior Member

11-19-2012

Sighs

You're no fun fishy


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

11-20-2012

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All you do is hunt pirates and seduce... everyone!
I do NOT seduce everyone! I... Gangplank resisted! So ha, not everyone!


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Ask Fizz

Senior Member

11-20-2012

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Originally Posted by Razmig View Post
Sighs

You're no fun fishy
I know a trap when I see one.

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I do NOT seduce everyone! I... Gangplank resisted! So ha, not everyone!
That's because of his oranges!


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Razie

Senior Member

11-20-2012

Frowns and looks over at Fortune

Is he always this paranoid?


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

11-20-2012

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That's because of his oranges!
No, it's because he's not straight. He's not gay, either. He's... how to put this... he's more attracted to a bar of gold with a hole in it.

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Frowns and looks over at Fortune

Is he always this paranoid?
Kinda~.


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Ask Fizz

Senior Member

11-20-2012

Since when am I paranoid?


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Razie

Senior Member

11-20-2012

You actually think i would waste my time pranking you, now are you going to pick up the fish or not? I'm getting quite hungry.