Haiku for RIOT

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zzCitizen

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02-08-2012

Tryndamere with Heal
Now Twisted Treeline is doomed
MIA, Yi. No!
Nevermore I have landed
Torment and De-crypt
Oh, but what is this I see?
A full rage bar, No!
Second, immortality
Rammus, I miss you
Now he is coming for me
I give you ignite
But your heal spell is better
My sustain wont work
You crit for seven-hundred
Nevermore again
Now I Ghost to the turret
Walls don't exist now
The chicken is taunting me
Through the stone he flys
My spells are still cooling down
Tryndamers are not
Turret, shoot the OP man!
You are distracted
Minions are tickling feet
FML why me?
Now I hear, "You have been slain."
RIOT, what the hell?
No champ should solo a team
By flying through walls
Escaping CC with ease
Cool-down is minute
Plus, exhaust and gap closer?
God mode is OP
Cleanse Twisted Treeline for us
Nerf Tryndamere, now!


In Liberty,

zzCitizen


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Quick Rawr

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02-08-2012

nou


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Sydaen

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02-09-2012

Well. This haiku is well done, but in essence, Tryndamere's strength lies in Blind Pick.

You see, he's rather easily countered in lane, and if you can do that, then he will be under the whole game.
For example, you could play Pantheon against him and be level six while he's three. Renekton easily defeats him as well.


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Tornn Poys

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02-09-2012

A haiku is just three lines