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Minions are in their own world where they blindly charge into battle. They think that they are still champions. Monsters drop a lot of gold. That's because they ate the minions/champions that wander into their territory. Ya see champions respawn when they die. That's why minions have so little gold but monsters have so much. And minions are not robots. they bleed. Do robots bleed? I hope you liked my fan theory!