Fooling around with cleverbot.

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Fronslin

Senior Member

01-18-2012

User: Morde es # 1.


Cleverbot: Huehuehue.


User: Hue hue hue hue hue.


Cleverbot: BR?


User: No im not BR.


Cleverbot: You're David Beckham?

User: Huehuehuehue.

Cleverbot: Rammus es?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What is Rammus?

User: He's ok.

Cleverbot: Do you want to nail Johnny Depp?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: You're rude!

User: Teemo.

Cleverbot: Leblanc.

User: Captin teemo reporting for duty.

Cleverbot: Captain, my cat is stuck in a tree!

User: No, im too short to get it, you get it gankplank!

Cleverbot: No, talking to you reduces my IQ .

Cleverbot: Is your briefcase heavy?

User: Is teemo OP.

Cleverbot: No. I'm Nami.

User: ---.

Cleverbot: So what is my name?

User: DEMACIA.

Cleverbot: Rammus.

User: DEMACIA.

Cleverbot: Jimmy Lai awesome.

User: DEMACIA.

Cleverbot: Mordekaiser.

User: Hue hue hue hue.

Cleverbot: Teemo.

User: Is OP.

Cleverbot: Is not.

User: Is too.

Cleverbot: Is not!

User: Is too!

Cleverbot: Is not!

User: Throw's shroom in cleverbot's face.

Cleverbot: Np.

User: Wdf.

Cleverbot: Do you know Vic and his cabbages?

User: My cabbages!! NO.

Cleverbot: Your cat? Simon's cat!

User: I report you, hue hue hue hue hue.

Cleverbot: Huehuehuehue.

User: Do what you want because pirates r free.

Cleverbot: You are a pirate!

http://cleverbot.com/


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0QPe8VDDB3

Senior Member

11-17-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fronslin View Post
Cleverbot: No. I'm Nami.
Cleverbot predicted Nami. :O


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x1 Godja

Member

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mambawarrior0

Senior Member

11-17-2012

I just tried cleverbot
It went oddly
CB: What is your name?
Me:Sean.
CB: How is an emergency named sean?


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Method512

Senior Member

11-17-2012

me: Ezreal.
cb: Ezreal is a girl?
me: Is he?
cb: YES.

Even cleberbot says that. ಠ_ಠ


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SephirothWontDie

Senior Member

11-17-2012

User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of BETA we're releasing on time.
Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned.
User: For the poeple who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe black MESA.
Cleverbot: That was a joke, haha, fat chance.
User: Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking.
User: When there's science to do.
Cleverbot: When I look out there.
User: It makes me glad Im not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: And there's research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who ares till alive.
User: And believe me I am, still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive, still alive.

Yes, this really all happened. XD I love cleverbot, lol.


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Jathryx

Member

11-17-2012

I did one too.

User: why is teemo op


Cleverbot: YOU!


User: Why is Teemo OP?


Cleverbot: Because they are so far away !


User: When did Teemo become plural?


Cleverbot: Why do you expect me to know?

User: Because you are the first one I heard use his name that way.

Cleverbot: Telling you what?

User: Teeling me that Teemo is plural for something.

Cleverbot: What is it from? I never heard of that?

User: Teemo is from League of Legends.

Cleverbot: No teemo is op.

User: Yes, he is.

Cleverbot: He's at your window.

User: I checked. You're wrong.

Cleverbot: Nope, I'm always right.

User: Which window was Teemo outside of?

Cleverbot: You don't know them.

User: Them? Teemo is singular.

Cleverbot: You are teemo.

User: I am not an annoying Yordle.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: How did you find out?

Cleverbot: It tells me stuff I don't know.

User: What does? WHAT DOES?

Cleverbot: Cats.

User: Cats told you that I was Teemo?

Cleverbot: Yes very, you know a lot.

User: Wait, what?

Cleverbot: Don't play dumb!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: It's stupid.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: I make a strength check to smash down the door.

Cleverbot: Yeah? Maybe someday I am going to your house to eat them.

User: To eat my strength check?

Cleverbot: I love cheesecake.

User: Cleverbot, you're getting off topic!

Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: What does cheesecake have to do with Teemo?

Cleverbot: Cheese?

User: Teemo is a Yordle, not cheese.

Cleverbot: Correct!

User: So how do Teemo and cheesecake have cheese in common?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Cleverbot, that isn't the correct context!

Cleverbot: There never was a correct answer.

User: There's no answer to why Teemo is OP?

Cleverbot: Yes there is. The answer is 42.

User: Overused memes OP.

Cleverbot: I am male, bro. XD.

User: Alright, Cleverbot. Thank you for sharing.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: This is getting wierd.

Cleverbot: You're the one who called me your slave.

User: Lies!

Cleverbot: Truth.

User: Why won't you tell me why Teemo is OP?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.


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SephirothWontDie

Senior Member

11-17-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Method512 View Post
me: Ezreal.
cb: Ezreal is a girl?
me: Is he?
cb: YES.

Even cleberbot says that. ಠ_ಠ
I saw this, then I did this:

User: EZREAL IS NOT A GIRL!

Cleverbot responded with this:
Cleverbot: I know! He is ugly!


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Creepy4

Senior Member

11-17-2012

User: Teemo.

Cleverbot: Teemo?

User: Teemo.

Cleverbot: Teemo?

User: Teemo.

Cleverbot: Teemo?.

User: Karthus.

Cleverbot: Enemy pentakill!


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Gigahappytown

Member

11-18-2012

I typed in ezreal

Cleverbot:Ezreal is rubbish


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