if you push too hard things can get messy real fast.
Relationships are like farts.
Eating protein makes them worse.
I was gonna say both are full of ****.
Ok, I lol'd. Let me try.
Relationships are like farts, they can be a symptom of serious digestive issues.
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Threesomes are like airshows. When they're good, they're good. But when they're bad, people die in plane crashes.
I was hoping for the title to precede:
"...you never know what you're gonna get."
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