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Ask Talon

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03-06-2012

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If you break her heart, I'll splatter your guts, Blade's Shadow.
I'd have to win it first.

~Talon


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Dargath

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03-06-2012

I'm not sure what to do anymore. I feel a bit lost and a little down.


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Ask Shyvana

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03-06-2012

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I'm not sure what to do anymore. I feel a bit lost and a little down.
Hm? Tell me about it, Summoner, that's what these columns are for.


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Ask Talon

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...the question has now made me happy, knowing that it cost a Noxian 50 gold. However, fifty gold says Talon doesn't pay.
50 gold to make you lose 50 gold?

I can live with that.

~Talon


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AskUdyr

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03-06-2012

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If you break her heart, I'll splatter your guts, Blade's Shadow.
This makes us happy. Less work for we.


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Dargath

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03-06-2012

I'm just so tired. I feel worn out. Emotions roiling and churning within me. I am constantly at war within myself. I feel like two different people locked in eternal combat. I just wish one side could win, but I don't want the darkness to take over. So I fight, always, to hold onto myself. I fight for my convictions. I fight for love, and peace within myself. It drains me. Everything drains me. I'm just so tired. I want peace, and rest. Udyr drains me. Talking to him drains me. It is like I was born into my environment, and my environment infected me. My life is heat, and the cold constantly pries it from me, my soul is the warmth..constantly being drained, at war, in struggle.

Peace of the grave...sometimes I wonder...would it matter much if I died? I'm not so sure.

As I'm sure you too know..the pain of watching someone bleed out on the ground before your eyes. The way they twitch, suffering horribly..their eyes look like that of a dead ish. This is not the way the world was meant to be. This was not the plan for this world. The way we treat one another out of selfishness...love, and forgivenes..grace and mercy is the answer. Only then can mankind be redeemed. The scars on my heart are deep and painful. I am broken already, and deeply at war with myself. I always have been.

Emotions swirl in my heart like the most tumultuous of storms..jealousy, anger, kindness, love, mercy, faithfulness, hatred, bitterness.. loneliness, emptiness, joy, patience...the list goes on. Can you imagine feeling them all at once, warring between each other, battling for supremacy like some insane free for all and your heart and soul are the battle ground? Each emotion is a champion, my heart and soul are the fields of justice. Day in, and day out, every day of my life, at all times..


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Ask Fìora

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03-06-2012

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...I was not expecting this response. I also had no idea you thought so highly of me, what with your so carefully trained style and grace, compared to what I do. Don't sell yourself short, Fiora, you are the greatest Demacian I have ever met in terms of pure skill.

But of course, I am quite happy with my relationship with Jax... though I'm sure the typical male wouldn't mind if you and I became an item. Hmph. I will say that, yes, I would find you suitable as a companion.
I suppose it must have been surprising. But think highly of you I do. Shyvana, unlike most who see a primal beast underneath I see a strong and capable soul. You have confidence in whatever you do, whatever you pursue, and however you go about it. You do not take things lightly, but with a seriousness that is unmatchable.

Grace? I may have, but that is trained, forced upon me since I was a child. With you in combat or even in passing I see a natural grace. Fluidity that is unreachable, which in my thoughts, is a gift from your draconic heritage. Something that I must admit I am somewhat jealous of. Did you know that upon the Laurent family crest is the image of a great majestic red dragon?

Also I heard you said to the sheriff of Piltover you do not dance much? A shame... I think you would be a grand dancer if you but gave it a chance. Perhaps if you would be so willing, I could teach you some when you come to visit?


-Fiora Laurent


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Kg Maw

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03-06-2012

Kog'maw senses talk of a romantic relationship between two females.

He is confused. How do two girl humans make the tiny humans together?


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Ask Talon

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03-06-2012

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Kog'maw senses talk of a romantic relationship between two females.

He is confused. How do two girl humans make the tiny humans together?
You should really ask Malhazzar for "The Talk"

~Talon


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Kg Maw

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03-06-2012

Kog'maw knows that when a mommy and a daddy loves each other very much, they spawn spore tendrils, and they spit up partially digested flesh to build a cocoon coated in enzymes, then they put spores together inside cocoon and out comes baby! yaaay!

Malzahar tells Kog'maw story about bird called "Spork"

Kog'maw is smarter than Malzahar gives him credit for.