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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

11-30-2012

"I'unno," Evelynn took another bite and chewed eagerly. She swallowed after a comparatively short number of chews and looked back up at her hostess. "How many humans have blue skin, pointy ears, and a permanent beehive hairdo?"


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Ask Shyvana

Senior Member

11-30-2012

"A magic human is still human." Shyvana said, tilting her head. "Do I have to call for a healer?"


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Suripi Okami

Recruiter

11-30-2012

Um.....Miss Shyvana,how has your day been so far?


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

11-30-2012

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Ask Shyvana:
"A magic human is still human." Shyvana said, tilting her head. "Do I have to call for a healer?"


"No. If I start choking, just give me mouth-to-mouth."


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Ask Janna

Senior Member

11-30-2012

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Ask Shyvana:

No. Dragons do not hover.


I have made dragons hover with a gale below their wings. Although they were not the friendly kind, but I figured... maybe I'll let the ones I already know how it would feel like.


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Ask Shyvana

Senior Member

11-30-2012

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Suripi Okami:
Um.....Miss Shyvana,how has your day been so far?

You are wise to be nervous, but you needn't be. It has been normal, Summoner.

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Evelicious:
"No. If I start choking, just give me mouth-to-mouth."

"...now you'll just fake it." Shyvana complained.

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Ask Janna:
I have made dragons hover with a gale below their wings. Although they were not the friendly kind, but I figured... maybe I'll let the ones I already know how it would feel like.

...aha. It's not on my list of dreams, Janna, but I'd be happy to experiment with this with you.


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

12-02-2012

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Ask Shyvana:
"...now you'll just fake it." Shyvana complained.


"Then save me from the temptation of dishonesty and make out with me of your own accord," Evelynn replied saucily.


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Ask Shyvana

Senior Member

12-02-2012

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Evelicious:
"Then save me from the temptation of dishonesty and make out with me of your own accord," Evelynn replied saucily.

"...why do you hunt me?" Shyvana asked.


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

12-02-2012

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Ask Shyvana:
"...why do you hunt me?" Shyvana asked.


"Two very important reasons:

One, you're a challenge. The forbidden fruit is always the sweetest, no?

Two, you're sexy."

Evelynn let that last one sink in. "... That's it."


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Ask Jarvan IV

Senior Member

12-02-2012

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Evelicious:
"Two very important reasons:

One, you're a challenge. The forbidden fruit is always the sweetest, no?

Two, you're sexy."

Evelynn let that last one sink in. "... That's it."


"Two interesting reasons, I must say. Shall I give you five very good reasons not to?