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Script Lord

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10-11-2012

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...are you attempting to channel this Handsome Jack character that I've heard Summoners talking about? Spoiler, insect - Jack is brutally killed in the heard of his master plan, and so shall you be, if you dare raise a blade against a Demacian.
Dear Shyvana,

Who's this Handsome Jack you speak of? An old flame, perhaps? Or some fictional character in a fictional setting within some fictional game? Either way, the fact that you compared me to someone who's called "Handsome" makes me turn a pretty shade of red......By which I mean that my face is splattered with the blood of some poor Demacian bloke who had no clue I was behind him. Oh, my signature's in his blood, if you haven't noticed!

Much love,
Jaques


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Ask Shyvana

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10-11-2012

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Anivia sighs, "I have always had the advantage of having watched even the most powerful species crawl from the primordial mud. Perhaps I, too, should make the effort to gain the goodwill of the people of this world.

Tell me, Shyvana, is your transformation to dragon form linked only to your anger and hatred? Is it possible for you to make such a change with a level head?"
"Not that I'm aware." Shyvana replied. "My transformation takes place in a fit of rage. And I prefer it like that. It's bad enough that I must constantly watch my temper. It would be even worse if I also had to watch my happiness."

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Dear Shyvana

As a summoner, I had acquired your services in the field of battle many times, at one point even achieving 14 victories in a row with your aid in the northern-most lane, a majority of the times, your abilities and prowess tipping the scales or making a significant portion to why victory had been achieved.

I have a few questions if you don't mind answering?

1. With the appearance of Kha'zix and Rengar, do you feel your existence as a half-blooded natural predator is challenged in the sense that they employ more cunning tactics when it comes hunting their prey.

2. From my observations, I have noticed when on the top lane, you have significant issues dealing with Jayce. He simply will not let you get near him since upon approach he hits you with a hammer to the face then rushes toward you, as well as can match your speed temporarily upon pursuit or on run away should he be recovering from his attack. Do you have any personal opinions of his character or his combat style, and maybe some suggestions on how to overcome such obstacles?

3. How do your flames hurt Brand? How does ignite hurt both of you for that matter?

4. Have you ever eaten anyone before in dragon form out of necessity or just sheer enjoyment and do you prefer to swallow them whole or chomp them up into bits?

5. Can I feed you my little brother?
Hello, Chillwind. Thank you for your interest, with all these questions. And I am happy to be of service. Far too many Summoners try to use in me in the manner they summon other Champions, "last hitting" and being cautious. If you do not direct me in a constant, all out attack on the enemy, you waste both our times. You clearly understand that. I am happy to help.

1. I feel no such thing, Summoner. Rengar can toss his cute little rope and rocks around, Kha'zix can play in the bushes like a wannabe Garen Crownguard, but it matters little to me. The toys of the one and the animalistic tactics of the other are no match for the pure, raw power of a dragon. They are skilled at what they do, but they are nothing before me.

2. I admit, Jayce is one of the most formidable opponents I have ever faced, and I am very glad that he is on the side of Piltovian justice. If you are pitted against me, you will have to learn to use the minions to absorb his ranged attacks. When he runs out of ammunition, when he uses his skills, pounce.

3. Neither Brand nor my flames are natural, Summoner... nor are the Summoner's spells. They hurt us all for that reason.

4. I have unwittingly swallowed human blood, but I try very hard not to eat people. I am half human, I work hard to live as a human. To consume human flesh would be to forsake Demacia. I will never do that if I can help it.

5. ...*chuckles* No, Summoner.

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Dear Shyvana,

Who's this Handsome Jack you speak of? An old flame, perhaps? Or some fictional character in a fictional setting within some fictional game? Either way, the fact that you compared me to someone who's called "Handsome" makes me turn a pretty shade of red......By which I mean that my face is splattered with the blood of some poor Demacian bloke who had no clue I was behind him. Oh, my signature's in his blood, if you haven't noticed!

Much love,
Jaques
I only hope your mangled corpse is not found by an impressionable child.


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Script Lord

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10-11-2012

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I only hope your mangled corpse is not found by an impressionable child.
Accounting for your nation's rather questionable recruitment process, I could only hope that a corpse would be found by a child. Children are the future, after all. And wouldn't it just be awful if the sort of bloodshed I revel in were to be forgotten by generations to come?

Though I've been around for quite a while, myself. Years, decades, it stops mattering after so long. The only thing of import is that I'm here, in Valoran, and now in Demacia.

If you want to tear me limb from limb, I don't mind. You just have to find me first!

Regards,
Jaques


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10-11-2012

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Accounting for your nation's rather questionable recruitment process, I could only hope that a corpse would be found by a child. Children are the future, after all. And wouldn't it just be awful if the sort of bloodshed I revel in were to be forgotten by generations to come?

Though I've been around for quite a while, myself. Years, decades, it stops mattering after so long. The only thing of import is that I'm here, in Valoran, and now in Demacia.

If you want to tear me limb from limb, I don't mind. You just have to find me first!

Regards,
Jaques
Do not dare spout the garbage that has been spread about Demacia's recruitment process. Children are not admitted into active duty, and never have been.


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Do not dare spout the garbage that has been spread about Demacia's recruitment process. Children are not admitted into active duty, and never have been.
If it was simply garbage then it wouldn't have spread so easily, would it? That's fine, though. I don't care for children anyhow. Far too easy to carve into with my knife. Not even worth my time, either.

Messily yours,
Jaques


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Dear Cryophoenix

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10-12-2012

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"Not that I'm aware." Shyvana replied. "My transformation takes place in a fit of rage. And I prefer it like that. It's bad enough that I must constantly watch my temper. It would be even worse if I also had to watch my happiness."
"Do you truly feel that your dragon side can feel nothing but the rage of battle? It is, after all, half of yourself." A distant look comes to Anivia's face. "More's the pity. For a moment, I had hoped to ask you to join me on flight..." She glanced up at the elite guardswoman who stood before her and shook her head distractedly. "I am sorry Shyvana, I did not mean to waste your time; I had best be going."


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Ask Shyvana

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If it was simply garbage then it wouldn't have spread so easily, would it? That's fine, though. I don't care for children anyhow. Far too easy to carve into with my knife. Not even worth my time, either.

Messily yours,
Jaques
I've ripped the heart from a dragon and showed it to it as it died. Hope this is all I do to you.

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"Do you truly feel that your dragon side can feel nothing but the rage of battle? It is, after all, half of yourself." A distant look comes to Anivia's face. "More's the pity. For a moment, I had hoped to ask you to join me on flight..." She glanced up at the elite guardswoman who stood before her and shook her head distractedly. "I am sorry Shyvana, I did not mean to waste your time; I had best be going."
Shyvana tilted her head slightly, mildly surprised.

"Now Anivia, just because rage fills my veins when I'm in dragon form, does not mean I am unable to control it." Shyvana replied. "I've taken flights with Galio, and I would be happy to take one with you."


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I've ripped the heart from a dragon and showed it to it as it died. Hope this is all I do to you.
Dear Shyvana,

Ooh, I do love it when you sweet talk me! What a fiery hatred you have! It fills me with a sense of expectation, makes me lust for your violent touch! But, unfortunately for you, I don't have a heart.....At least, not anymore.

Much love,
Jaques


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Dear Shyvana,

Ooh, I do love it when you sweet talk me! What a fiery hatred you have! It fills me with a sense of expectation, makes me lust for your violent touch! But, unfortunately for you, I don't have a heart.....At least, not anymore.

Much love,
Jaques
I'm sure I'll find something to rip out of you.


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10-12-2012

Shyvana, do you like sweet stuff?