Twas the night before Snowdown...

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Marnelos

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12-26-2011

This deserves more upvotes.


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Eph289

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12-26-2011

Looks like I wasn't the only one to have this idea.


http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/...5#post18891635


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WexAndywn

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12-26-2011

Dear god this was win.
But wait, aren't we forgetting someone?
Alas, poor Yorick...


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KrystalSundancer

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12-26-2011

This is great, made my day.


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CptSnowflake

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12-26-2011

wow im blown away, i find this to be a truly beautiful piece of writing very fitting aswell.


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Zeohi

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12-26-2011

This filled me to the brim with holiday-cheer, but it made me laugh at how even Riot forgot about poor old Karma


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L2 Sentinel

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12-26-2011

Lee Sin was there too, but because he was blind
He didn't get to see Old Saint Zilean cast his Rewind
Sona tried to assist him, but of course she would fail
He can't read sign language, and she doesn't know braille


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Slogra

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12-26-2011

These verses go in-between Jax and Garen's.

A pyroclasm grew in the night, and out of thin air
Arrived a giant and vicious burning bear.
A girl big on damage but short on stature
Smiled at the fires, and she became enraptured.
As she unloaded her spells, finishing with Incinerate,
She carved a crater into Jax that was elaborate.
She stole one of Brand's quotes and just wanted to see the world burn,
But the day grew to night and thusly entered Nocturne.

He cast a shadow and in the air he did soar,
Flying to Annie in an Unspeakable Horror.
Her spells spent, Annie soon realized
The time was near of her unsightly demise.
But the cry of a damsel in distress
Signaled for Demacia to send their very best
To rescue the weak, the lowly and the lame.
So they sent Jarvan, the Fourth by that name!

The Exemplar and Standard of Demacia came,
His name carried with it a very great fame.
Jarvan caused a great Cataclysm to trap Nocturne
And teach him a lesson that would be hard learned.
But Nocturne was fed, having ganked all day
So he struck Jarvan until on the ground, our hero lay.
And that surely would have been Jarvan's end,
If it weren't for the timely arrival of his friend Xin.

With a Battle cry and an Audacious Charge,
He lept into the arena with the power of a barge,
With the attack speed of a Cheetah, helped by Jarvan's standard,
Xin fought off Nocturne because he had bought Wriggle's Lantern.
But Jarvan wasn't the only one with a friend.
Nocturne pinged, and it meant Demacia's end
Because he was merely bait, his damage was a fraction
Of Fiddlesticks, who had been missing in action.

Truely it was the worst carnage you ever saw,
With birds filling the air and the only sound was "CAW!"
For Jarvan and Xin, there could be no way
That they could possibly enjoy their Christmas day.
But just then the night began to fade
And Leona arrived, casting Zenith Blade.
With her golden eyes and crimson lips,
She fried Nocturne with a Solar Eclipse.

But Malphite would have none of it, of course.
He flew into battle as an Unstoppable Force,
Resisting his power was truely futile,
And he began to punch Leona with Strikes that were Brutal.
Additonally, he was saving for Leona the worst,
For he had decided to max his Q first.
The great Shard threw his mighty boulder,
And IronStylus squawked in unease from Swain's shoulder.

Darkness again overcame our heroes,
While they suffered from their adversaries' blows.
But for some, you don't need to see to win.
A figure flew into battle, none other than Lee Sin.
With a Strike that Resonated well with his allies,
He threw a kick, at the end of which his foe always dies.
Even Chuck Norris would be jealous of these pro moves.
Nocturne, Fiddles and Malphite realized they were going to lose!

They flashed away, meaning to escape if they must,
But out of nowhere came a truely Rightous Gust.
Galio had arrived, here to aid his Demacians friends
While Resolutely Smiting his foes to their ends.
A Howling Gale threw the evil enemies airborne -
Janna had arrived, and she cast her ult to cancel out Crowstorm.
The enemy had been counterpicked, and it was hardly fair!
But we must continue our story elsewhere....

EDIT: by my count, the following champions still remain:
karma
karthus
leblanc
nidalee
olaf
orianna
ryze
sivir
vlad
wukong
xerath
yorick


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JayBrundage

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12-27-2011

Wow great story man keep it up. Would love to see more writhing from you


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Caks

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12-27-2011

Epicness is epicness. Feral.