LoL Poems

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Darkbulborb

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12-15-2011

Heya guys, dunno if it's the right forum to post, but anyway, here goes:

I wrote some poems about some characters, and I would like to share them with you.
Of course you can post your own here, or you can ask me if I can write one about that certain character, then i'll see if I can do that.

So here is the first:

Fiddlesticks:

I am alive, but once I was dead,
some put a pumpkin on my head,
but others prefer a nice sombrero,
then i'll become a mexican cabalero,

It doesn’t matter what I wear,
Any outfit makes you fear.
My clothing is not very well made,
But the union jack is really great

yet my voice stays the same,
there's no one who doesn't know my name,
They yell OP, or other stuff,
I'm never short on health when I have the blue buff.

I can jungle, I can lane,
the lifesteal I have is somehow insane
I'm made from wood, but I don't care,
All I do is give you a big scare!

I kinda suck at my daily job,
when I summon them it's a great mob,
so beware when I am not around,
soon enough you will hear the sound.

When you suddenly feel the storm
you'd never wish that you were born,
my "friends" will pick you all to death
they take away the last of your breath!

“CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW”

I also have a second one about Veigar:

Black and blue is what I am,
Some do not see me as a real men,
They laugh at me, but they will pay,
When they are gone, that makes my day!

I may look cute, but I’m not nice
I’ll just throw my magic dice
I look and am so extremely small,
You’ll see soon I’m the greatest of all.

My magic is nothing to laugh about,
I will make you scream and shout.
Let me stun you, blast away
A magic comet on your head I say

By killing you, I get more power
Let me give you a nice comet shower
Comets will rain everywhere,
It doesn’t matter if you’re here or there.

Don’t get near me, I’ll warn you now,
That is something I won’t allow,
I’ll just stun you, then you’ll see first
I’m going to kill you with my primordial burst

I am to be feared, I hope you know
Because I can kill you with one single blow.
So run away when you see me arrive
And continue further with your puny life.

Magic is the greatest thing there is,
And so am I who handles it with a twist
So be afraid, my dearest friends
Sooner or later you’ll meet your ends!


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TheMadFish

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12-15-2011

Awsome, can you make one about Rammus?


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Darkbulborb

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12-15-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMadFish View Post
Awsome, can you make one about Rammus?
"ok"


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XXLSandwich

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12-15-2011

Best poems EVER!
Looking forward to more!! +1000


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Timothie

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12-17-2011

Haha really nice, but I think ´´I'm from wood, but I don't care´´ should be : I'm made from wood, but I dont care.
Well, that is if that matches the rhymn scheme, ofcourse

since im from wood is a dutch translation, which is wrong


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Darkbulborb

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01-11-2012

I agree Timothie, fixed it


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nyarlaBROtep

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01-11-2012

I read your poems and just couldn't help but make one myself. Not trying to steal your thunder or anything, just didn't want to start a new thread for poems when you have one already.

Amumu, The Sad Mummy

The sad mummy is my name,
And it has brought me so much fame
You look at me and see me sad,
But don't hurt me or I'll be mad.

Picked first is never me,
Other jungler's go for Lee,
They think I'm weak but they are wrong,
Because i know that i am strong.

You all might think that i look emo,
But that's because you all like Teemo,
I don't mean to be rash or to bug,
So come and give me a hug.

Bandages are my life and skin,
And soon you will be caught within,
And if you move to far,
Then i will wrap you up.

All i wanted were some friends,
But some of you will try to cleanse,
It's has been a hard endevour,
So let's just be friends forever.