Orianna + Blitzcrank

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Jamaree

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12-13-2011

Anything confirmed yet? They would seem like a pretty cute couple


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Tsaalyo

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12-13-2011

I thought about this, too. Problem is, Orianna is currently too... she hasn't learned enough. She needs more time to learn real emotions.


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Vuther

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12-13-2011

I'd somewhat suspect The Ball would get jealous.


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Samiam22

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12-14-2011

Blitzcrank is a couple with ALL the ladies. Whether they want to or not.


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Ozlin

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12-26-2011

Why are we obsessing over machines getting it on? That's just so dumb...

Now here's what i think: Oriana isn't as emotionally savy as Blitzcrank (as suggested by more than just a few other people) and thus she hasn't gotten real emotions yet. Blitz, on the other hand, was pretty much the full frontal force of robo-sentience (as started in Viktor's lore). So the two will get together eventually, we just need to wait for Blitzcrank's dating machine to match them up :P


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PlayGooYa

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12-28-2011

Blitzcrank probably considers himself above petty animal emotions like romantic love. If anything, he probably pities meatbags for their frenetic need to couple. Blitz understands emotions but considers himself to be superior because of his robotic objectivity.

Blitz has been described as "noble" when compared to Orianna, where Orianna is just creepy. That is, Orianna is just mindlessly reenacting and imitating human behavior but doesn't actually understand what those are. She's basically a creepy doll.

It boils down to Blitz having autonomy while Orianna has none. That is, Blitz is capable of independent thought and decision-making and is not a slave to a dead girl's memories and a desperate father's programming. He is a true AI. Orianna is not. Blitz would have zero respect for Orianna, because she's stupid compared to him.

So even if love had any real worth to a robot that is incapable of biological reproduction, Blitz would be flatly uninterested in Orianna. He'd be no more interested in her than you would be interested in a chimp or a rock.

This shipping also smacks annoyingly of "they're a good match because they're both robots, DERP!" Superficial similarities are really a poor indication of whether people are a good match. It's an annoying and intrusive attitude in real life. (You're both black! You're both gamers! You have similar personalities! Etcetera.)


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Tristan Trades

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12-28-2011

Orianna X Viktor

Now THAT is a couple!


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Irongrinder

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12-28-2011

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Originally Posted by Tristan Trades View Post
Orianna X Viktor

Now THAT is a couple!
Then The Ball and The Hand would be together at long last.

Ech.


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PlayGooYa

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12-28-2011

Same principle. Orianna is too stupid to measure up to Victor's transhumanist values.

And part of the reason he turned himself into a cyborg/android was so he could be "above" those emotions.


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Tsaalyo

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12-28-2011

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Originally Posted by PlayGooYa View Post
And part of the reason he turned himself into a cyborg/android was so he could be "above" those emotions.
Aka couldn't get laid.


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