how about we replace yasuo's sword with a pimp cane and give him fancy pimp jewelry.
I think him as a pimp would be funny as heck.
Lots of "smacking people upside their head"
He could use a catch phrase like "I don't need you ionia! I'll make a better country, with blackjack, and hookers"
"Either you get me my gold or I hit you with the nerf bat Irelia"
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