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Why would riot shut down servers on Canada day?

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Fleetfeet

Senior Member

07-02-2010

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Mr Collie Man:
Yuck! Canada day! What is that, like, the day you guys celebrate your defeat over the polar bears or something??????


Operation Global Warming continues to thin their numbers. Our current largest threat is the Beaver population. Strategic damming on their part threatens to slow beer consumption by up to 35%. In defense, we plan to send our entire air force (Three geese and this paper airplane I'm planning to make) to poop on their stuff.

But most of us spent Canada day getting pissed and are now hung over, so these things probably won't happen till... later.


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MatZilla

Senior Member

07-02-2010

^ win!


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Zingmaster

Senior Member

07-02-2010

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SZAGENT:
hmm last time I checked Canada obliterated the USA out numbered 4-1 in a war so bad that almost 200 years later the usa has not grown enough balls to try again. Not to mention we own one of the largest sources of fresh water, our dollar is worth something and we are not begging for the world to use a "standard" because it will be so worthless soon. We are not billions of dollars in debt. We have not started 3 more wars that we cannot win. We do not have a president who was not even born in our country. We have free health care and our beer is higher %. We have one of the largest natural oil supplies so we don't need to attack other country's to supply us.

In other words the USA is Canada's @ss.

Oh they're so cute when they're dumb


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TaigaStance

Recruiter

07-02-2010

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killmen0w:
Because Canada is just America's hat.


And America is our shorts.
Alaska can be an earmuff.

:P


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