When Jesse Perring pulverizes, the enemy does not come back down.
When Jesse Perring is about to die, servers crash!
The shop keeper once collected Jesse Perring's fingernail trimmings. You might know them as Trinity Force.
When Jesse Perring uses Parrrley it still applies Grog-soaked blade.
Every time you see your gold go up +1, its because somewhere Jesse Perring killed another champion.
Baron Nashor is actually Jesse Perrings p*nis.
Rumor has it Jesse Perring can play Katarina well....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Jesse Perring taught both Malphite and Mordekaiser how to rock. Solid.
- Jesse Perring does not queue-dodge.
- Jesse Perring was queue-dodged once. That man's name was Jimmy Hoffa.
-When Jesse Perring picks Mordekaiser, he summons the Lich King instead.
-Tibbers attacks Annie when Jesse Perring is near
-Gangplank and Fiddlesticks turn to ghosts when Jesse Perring plays
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