- The history books tell you the Mongols brought down the Roman Empire. But really Jesse Perring just wanted to see what would happen if he typed /surrender
Jesse Perring is his own premade.
- Jesse Perring knows how to play Dr. Mundo.
- Jesse Perring found out how to divide by zero, but covered it up because it would make peoples' heads explode.
- When Jesse Perring gets many kills, Guinsoo calls him.
- Jesse Perring has the best music video of all time (better than Beyonce's).
- Jesse Perring went 35-0 with Soraka against the Dev team by himself... no one survived.
- Jesse Perring assassinated JFK.
- If you rearrange the letters of Chuck Norris, it spells Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring can deny.
Jesse Perring revolutionized beauty pageants by answering that his only wish is "World Peace"...
The reason the world will end in 2012 is because Jesse Perring finally dies in League of Legends.
- In the beginning was the word, and the word was with Jesse Perring, and the word was Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring dont need money, when he needs something it comes to him.
- When Jesse Perring use Cannon Barage it shoot Nuclear Bombs
- When Jesse Perring use Enchanted Crystal Arrow it is Homing
- When Jesse Pering use /dance the people he is playing against dance IRL
-When Jesse Perring was born, they named his shaft the Rod of Ages.
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