Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,900 26.42%
Jesse Perring 3,439 23.30%
Jesse Perring 3,794 25.71%
Jesse Perring 3,796 25.72%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,119 82.11%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Resilient

Member

09-29-2009

- The history books tell you the Mongols brought down the Roman Empire. But really Jesse Perring just wanted to see what would happen if he typed /surrender


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Rycross

Junior Member

09-29-2009

Jesse Perring is his own premade.


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Genose

Senior Member

09-29-2009

- Jesse Perring knows how to play Dr. Mundo.

- Jesse Perring found out how to divide by zero, but covered it up because it would make peoples' heads explode.

- When Jesse Perring gets many kills, Guinsoo calls him.

- Jesse Perring has the best music video of all time (better than Beyonce's).

- Jesse Perring went 35-0 with Soraka against the Dev team by himself... no one survived.

- Jesse Perring assassinated JFK.

- If you rearrange the letters of Chuck Norris, it spells Jesse Perring.

- Jesse Perring can deny.


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koisoujiro

Senior Member

09-29-2009

Jesse Perring revolutionized beauty pageants by answering that his only wish is "World Peace"...


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JohnnyPanic

Senior Member

09-29-2009

The reason the world will end in 2012 is because Jesse Perring finally dies in League of Legends.


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Phantommmmenace

Senior Member

09-29-2009

Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyPanic View Post
The reason the world will end in 2012 is because Jesse Perring finally dies in League of Legends.
Conversely, people believe the world ending in 2012 is a hoax because Jesse Perring can't die in League of Legends.


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iPredicted

Adjudicator

09-29-2009

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vorador View Post
Fedor by armbar
Win!


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Kudos

Adjudicator

09-29-2009

- In the beginning was the word, and the word was with Jesse Perring, and the word was Jesse Perring.


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Grumm

Senior Member

09-29-2009

- Jesse Perring dont need money, when he needs something it comes to him.

- When Jesse Perring use Cannon Barage it shoot Nuclear Bombs

- When Jesse Perring use Enchanted Crystal Arrow it is Homing

- When Jesse Pering use /dance the people he is playing against dance IRL


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SicKisH

Adjudicator

09-29-2009

-When Jesse Perring was born, they named his shaft the Rod of Ages.