Welcome to the Forum Archive!

Years of conversation fill a ton of digital pages, and we've kept all of it accessible to browse or copy over. Whether you're looking for reveal articles for older champions, or the first time that Rammus rolled into an "OK" thread, or anything in between, you can find it here. When you're finished, check out the boards to join in the latest League of Legends discussions.

GO TO BOARDS


Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3967 26.46%
Jesse Perring 3494 23.3%
Jesse Perring 3851 25.68%
Jesse Perring 3862 25.76%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12302 82.05%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters 14994 .

The Saga of Jesse Perring

Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Kirthalion

Senior Member

03-07-2013

Jesse Perring said, “Let there be Barn,” and there was Barn. Jesse Perring saw that Barn was good, and he separated Barn from the lesser champions. Jesse Perring called Barn “akin to Jesse Perring,” and the lesser champions he called “rabble.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day of Barn.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Cherryers

Junior Member

03-11-2013

Jesse Perring Jesse Perring Jesse Perring,Jesse Perring Jesse Perring Jesse Perring Jesse Perring. Jesse Perring Jesse Perring Jesse Perring! Jesse Perring Jesse Perring.................
...............Jesse Perring .................


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Morcalivan

Junior Member

03-11-2013

On Deadliest Catch, Jesse Perring stood on the bow of the Time Bandit and yelled "Mine!, Mine!, Mine!". The boat was instantly filled with crab from the past, present and future.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Cherryers

Junior Member

03-11-2013

Sorry. Had my mind in the right place there for a second.


When playing against Jesse Perring, the option to surrender comes up at champ select.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

TT Dreadnaught

Senior Member

03-11-2013

sad excuse of jesse perrings greatness to ruin lee sin riot


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

DemonicTrilogy

Senior Member

03-11-2013

Jesse Perring doesn't defend the Nexus, he powers it.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Honduras

Senior Member

03-11-2013

Jesse Perring sounds like a squeeb.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Eridaan

Junior Member

03-15-2013

No champion has actually ever last hit a minion, Jesse Perring actually alpha strikes all minions across the map about to die. He then shares part of the wealth with the person who would of landed the killing blow as a reward for their assistance. In short, Jesse Perring is Santa Claus.

Also, Jesse Perring has never once been hit by a blitz hook. Not. Once.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Derako

Senior Member

03-15-2013

Riot wanted to make an item in homage to Jesse Perring but the games code couldnt handle it and the server crashed.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Sego Senpai

Senior Member

03-15-2013

-The song "I Fought the Law and I Won" is false, for Jesse Perring is the law, and you can not win against Jesse Perring.