Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,937 26.42%
Jesse Perring 3,470 23.28%
Jesse Perring 3,826 25.67%
Jesse Perring 3,833 25.72%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,227 82.04%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Kirthalion

Senior Member

03-07-2013

Jesse Perring said, “Let there be Barn,” and there was Barn. Jesse Perring saw that Barn was good, and he separated Barn from the lesser champions. Jesse Perring called Barn “akin to Jesse Perring,” and the lesser champions he called “rabble.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day of Barn.


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Cherryers

Junior Member

03-11-2013

Jesse Perring Jesse Perring Jesse Perring,Jesse Perring Jesse Perring Jesse Perring Jesse Perring. Jesse Perring Jesse Perring Jesse Perring! Jesse Perring Jesse Perring.................
...............Jesse Perring .................


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Morcalivan

Junior Member

03-11-2013

On Deadliest Catch, Jesse Perring stood on the bow of the Time Bandit and yelled "Mine!, Mine!, Mine!". The boat was instantly filled with crab from the past, present and future.


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Cherryers

Junior Member

03-11-2013

Sorry. Had my mind in the right place there for a second.


When playing against Jesse Perring, the option to surrender comes up at champ select.


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TT Dreadnaught

Senior Member

03-11-2013

sad excuse of jesse perrings greatness to ruin lee sin riot


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DemonicTrilogy

Senior Member

03-11-2013

Jesse Perring doesn't defend the Nexus, he powers it.


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Honduras

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Senior Member

03-11-2013

Jesse Perring sounds like a squeeb.


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Eridaan

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Junior Member

03-15-2013

No champion has actually ever last hit a minion, Jesse Perring actually alpha strikes all minions across the map about to die. He then shares part of the wealth with the person who would of landed the killing blow as a reward for their assistance. In short, Jesse Perring is Santa Claus.

Also, Jesse Perring has never once been hit by a blitz hook. Not. Once.


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Derako

Senior Member

03-15-2013

Riot wanted to make an item in homage to Jesse Perring but the games code couldnt handle it and the server crashed.


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Sego Senpai

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Senior Member

03-15-2013

-The song "I Fought the Law and I Won" is false, for Jesse Perring is the law, and you can not win against Jesse Perring.