When Jesse Perring streams, the internet floods
Thresh and Karthus once tried to ghost Jesse Perring's stream, so Jesse Perring created the Wraith collar to keep them in line
When Jesse Perring plays Quinn he gets to run a 30 Quintessence rune page because the pun makes him giggle
When Jesse Perring get's within range of Darius, Darius pentakills his own team.
Jesse Perring is the only legend in this league.
Jesse Perring stole my pentakill.
In Soviet Russia, Jesse Perring is still Jesse Perring.
Jesse Perring played Ezreal once. That game, Ezreal suddenly grew chest hair and a beard. Graves was released the next day without any prior warning.
Jesse Perring doesn't need to last hit, minions give him gold just for being there.
Lee Sin looked at Jesse Perring once. Once.
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