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Jesse Perring 3967 26.46%
Jesse Perring 3494 23.3%
Jesse Perring 3851 25.68%
Jesse Perring 3862 25.76%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12302 82.05%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Dryad Soraka

Senior Member

01-20-2013

what is jesse perring


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ComanderMolander

Member

01-25-2013

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what is jesse perring


Jesse Perring made the void by punching space accidentally when playing Blitzcrank

Jesse Perring, after consulting Iaw, who he keeps in his own personal forums, (for he deemed the greatness of Iaw's posts to only be viewable by himslef) decided that Annie was not Kawaii enough so he summoned voice actors from the nearest Shakespearean play and made them re do it

Warmogs can not protect you from Jesse Perring, you have to build at least 6 guardian angels to survive the first blow

EDIT: ComanderMolander confirmed as #1 no lifer, also #1 bumper of the Saga of Jesse Perring


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Darth Starkiller

Senior Member

01-27-2013

This proves that a single thread can last for years, as long as Jesse Perring allows it.


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Vualk

Recruiter

01-30-2013

Bringing back this thread because... Jesse perring has stopped playing league.. Now the pro teams can stop whining about losing games 1v5


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ComanderMolander

Member

02-03-2013

When Jesse Perring plays Olaf he burns houses and creates a series of Missfortunate events


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TempestAero1

Senior Member

02-03-2013

When Jesse Perring punches you in the face, you have to fight off the urge to thank him.


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Altefeur

Junior Member

02-07-2013

-There is a rank above Challenger Rank in Ranked games. This rank is reserved for Jesse Perring.

-Jesse Perring's placement matches for Ranked consisted of logging on, and promptly attaining the aforementioned rank.

-Jesse Perring's favorite champions are Urf, General Du Couteau, Master Lito, and Baron Nashor.

-Jesse Perring doesn't play 5v5, he plays 1v9. For fun.

-To this day, Jesse Perring's winning streak remains unbroken and unchallenged.


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ComanderMolander

Member

02-07-2013

Riot created the Challenger rank to find people worthy of challenging Jesse Perring

Jesse Perring grows Warmog's armor in his back yard

When Jesse Perring plays Brand in Ranked he gets a hot streak after one win


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HideGoSeek

Senior Member

02-07-2013

Always good to see this thread again.


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Vivid

Senior Member

02-08-2013

Happy Jesse Perring day!