Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,900 26.42%
Jesse Perring 3,439 23.30%
Jesse Perring 3,794 25.70%
Jesse Perring 3,796 25.72%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,120 82.11%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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ComanderMolander

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01-11-2013

- Someone on Jesse Perring's team did not believe that he could steal Peter Pan's children, then kill him as Gangplank. So Jesse Perring created Thresh so he could toss him in the Boo Box with some Skarners

-Jesse Perring once played Thresh, he spent the match waterboarding a captured Teemo in order to find out the location of the other members at all times

-It does not matter if you click on Thresh's lantern or not, If Jesse Perring wants you to be somewhere you are going there


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Damaxyz

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01-11-2013

Jesse Perring let the dogs out


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ZzForeverAlonezZ

Senior Member

01-14-2013

- Jesse Perring's joke deals more global damage than Darius's ulti.

- Jesse Perring kicks enemy out the the map and gets a Pentakill in Dominion.

- When Vladimir tries to steal life from Jesse Perring, he's instantly dead because Jesse's blood burns vampires from the inside.


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Electrice498

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01-15-2013

-When Chuck Norris and God form together it makes Jesse Perring


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phil002

Senior Member

01-15-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by ByronicHero View Post
- Jesse Perring can level his champion to 19.
But only needs 1


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Vivid

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01-15-2013

Jesse Perring is the Legends in League.


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ComanderMolander

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01-15-2013

Jesse Perring gives his enemies global vision at the beginning of every match so they can learn a thing or two


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GtsVash

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01-15-2013

Riot tried to make a Jess Perring skin, but the servers exploded from awesomeness.


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Arcanist

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01-17-2013

Jesse Perring can buff Irelia.


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TehRegulator

Junior Member

01-20-2013

Jesse Perring and Chuck Norris once played a game of League, we are still waiting for the results....