-Phreak once had an argument with Jesse Perring, Jesse hit him for tons of damage, now he's going bald.
-Jesse Perring doesn't actually fight in Summoners Rift, everyone knows which ever side he fights on automatically wins.
-the world will end when Jesse Perring surrenders
-Whenever Jesse Perring plays Zilean he brings dead champion concepts like Lee Sin and the Spider Queen back to life
-Jesse Perring accidentally bumped into one of the servers on his way out of his mystical zero ping room. He shuffled all the data and created season 3
-When Jesse Perring throws spears as Nidalee, his opponents throw games
Jesse Perring kill anivia with one autoatack, that anivia have the egg, Guardian Angel and Zilean ulti
-When Jesse Perring yawns, the entire world falls asleep and Jesse Perring is automatically rejuvenated.
Jesse Perring can go top lane in Proving Grounds.
Jesse Perring can throw people off of Proving grounds' bridge
When Jesse Perring plays Nautilus, he's treated as a flying champion.
Ghost Nappa xD
When Jesse Perring plays Shaco, his ulti spawns infinite Jess Perrings and drowns the players in a sea of amazing
One does not simply let a Jesse Perring Tapesty die.
© 2013 Riot Games, Inc. All rights reserved. Riot Games, League of Legends and PvP.net are trademarks, services marks, or registered trademarks of Riot Games, Inc.