Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,940 26.42%
Jesse Perring 3,472 23.28%
Jesse Perring 3,828 25.67%
Jesse Perring 3,835 25.71%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,236 82.04%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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ComanderMolander

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12-07-2012

Jesse Perring once accidentally flooded SR when he used Nami's ult, only his allied Nautilus survived

Jesse Perring once used Fizz's Ult, he summoned Chutulu who promptly feasted on the souls of every other player in the match

Jesse Perring once played Vi, he used fist of the North Star


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N135

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12-08-2012

Jesse Perring once used promote on one of his Tank Minions. That minion is now know as Baron Nasher and he serves no team other than Jesse Perrings.


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ComanderMolander

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12-10-2012

-Jesse Perring formed the black cleaver when he accidentally cut himself with it while shaving (the only way anyone can cut Jesse Perring)

Jesse Perring realized that once his blood was imbued with the steel of the cleaver it would become breathtakingly OP.

Jesse Perring decided to just toss the cleaver back into the servers along with a bunch of other changes (he called it Season 3) and let his minions in the balance team sort it out, I mean it is what he pays them for...

-Morello once called Jesse Perring heartless for taking the Force of Nature out of LoL, Jesse Perring just smiled and reached into the servers and pulled out the still beating heart of gold and stapled it to his own chest


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blaknightofchaos

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12-14-2012

Jesse Perring


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DarkChibiman

Senior Member

12-14-2012

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Originally Posted by ChowskyOnTheRoof View Post
When Caitlyn channels her ult on Jesse Perring. His whole team rushes to be the lucky one who blocks it.
No, because when Caitlyn targets Jesse Perring with her ult, her team ends up being the one to block the shot for him.


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DarkChibiman

Senior Member

12-14-2012

When Jesse Perring plays Kayle, her E becomes a costless toggle.

And her Ult is available at level 1.


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KiteAzure

Senior Member

12-14-2012

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Originally Posted by Volibar View Post
Enjoy your new name :-p
Thats just not fair, also people who try to change there name to Jesse Perring will forever have to fight a Darius who learns his ultimate at level 1. For jungle each camp is know Darius.


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GreatestRedPanda

Senior Member

12-14-2012

Jesse Perring rarely see's the sun because when Jesse Perring looks at the sky the sky gets wet


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Unfortunate Frog

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12-14-2012

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Originally Posted by xTWOx View Post
Jesse Perring rarely see's the sun because when Jesse Perring looks at the sky the sky gets wet
o_O


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IS1d413e2874b65a94708e7

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12-14-2012

so this is where that **** about jesse perring comes from