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Jesse Perring 3967 26.46%
Jesse Perring 3494 23.3%
Jesse Perring 3851 25.68%
Jesse Perring 3862 25.76%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12302 82.05%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters 14994 .

The Saga of Jesse Perring

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ComanderMolander

Member

12-04-2012

-sight stones were created after Jesse Perring, enraged after being spotted by an enemy ward, smashed it so many times it was possible to get 2 wards from the rubble

-The static shiv was hand carved by Jesse Perring during his brief time in rune prison

-When Jesse Perring uses pickpocket he does not get gold, he gets your items


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Cat Girl Shrek

Senior Member

12-04-2012

JP pls


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ComanderMolander

Member

12-05-2012

Phreak, Morello, Tamat, and Tupac spend every waking moment trying to balance League of Legends perfectly while trying to simultaneously understand what is unbalanced.

Recently they discovered the perfect equations to balance every character.

Jesse Perring congratulated them on a job well done and proceeded to tell them to do it again as he activated the season 3 patch


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Fashbinder

Senior Member

12-05-2012

"THE LEGENDARY JESSY PERRING FLASHES IN THE WAY"

Caitlyn Champion Spotlight.

Fond memories.


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Genow

Senior Member

12-05-2012

Jeese Perring's sweat is the stone the Landwalker must entrust Nami with. Sadly, Jeese Perring never sweats


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Kokuujin

Senior Member

12-05-2012

When you open a can of whoop ass, Jesse Perring jumps out.


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ComanderMolander

Member

12-05-2012

When Jesse Perring uses the Ohm wrecker the flame between you and your tower dies out, you've both been spending so much time apart anyway,

you always backing because of Jesse Perring's sick harass, The tower always busy at work killing all the enemy minions. you begin to have arguments over who should make more creep gold. she tells you she should have listened to the nexus towers and became a blue tower, they never saw a minion after all of Jesse Perring's cs skills

You come back to lane only to find out that your tower has been cheating on you with Jesse Perring, taking auto attack after auto attack while you are busy buying potions in order to protect your lane.

You hate yourself for not being able to keep him away, you hate your tower even more for never once attacking him, for not once resisting his pushes.

But you hate him most of all, one push of a button and he works his charms over your tower filling its head with his own twisted ideas. you see through him he only wants her for that global gold, he doesn't even need it anyway, he's 500 cs 10 minutes in, your tower is just sport for him. He flits in between lanes gaining gold and bewitching other helpless towers. You know his kind, god knows you always dreamed of being like that when you were first welcomed to summoners rift, before the minions spawned and threw you in this mess. You are Paris, caught between Romeo and Juliet, between Jesse Perring and your tower.

but deep down inside you knew it was over a long time ago, you and the tower are different people now, you laning phase is over for good

the tower leaves you, she takes inhibitor and goes to live in Jesse Perring's mansion while you can barely pay minion support


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ChowskyOnTheRoof

Senior Member

12-05-2012

When Caitlyn channels her ult on Jesse Perring. His whole team rushes to be the lucky one who blocks it.


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Exman33

Senior Member

12-05-2012

Jesse Perring doesn't have harrass he simply wishes for you to die, and you do so


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PyrolOgist

Recruiter

12-06-2012

now i know who parries fiora's attacks continously..
when pantheon tries to jump on him, he gets airbourne..
The Jesse Perring must have an UDYR stance too..
Zed against The Jesse Perring has his Shadows turned off..
The Jesse Perring Farted on a guy and Brand was formed..
The Jesse Perring is more larger than Nasus, Renekton and Lulu with their ultimates..
and The* is a necessity before The Jesse Perring's name... o.o