Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,894 26.43%
Jesse Perring 3,430 23.28%
Jesse Perring 3,788 25.71%
Jesse Perring 3,788 25.71%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,100 82.12%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Terrathraex

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11-11-2012

Jesse Perrings played a game as Zilean.It has not ended yet.


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DeathByWaffle

Senior Member

11-11-2012

There are no op champions in the game. There are only champions that die to Jesse Perring quickly or instantly.


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Terrathraex

Member

11-11-2012

Trees fall down from the sound of Jesse Perrings's footsteps.


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SpadedDuce

Junior Member

11-11-2012

-When anyone picks Draven in a game where Jesse Perring is playing, Draven announces "Welcome to the League of Jesse"

-Jesse Perring got a pentakill while playing Darious without using his ult.

-When Ahri uses charm against Jesse Perring she falls in love and switches teams.

-When an enemy Kath uses his ult against Jesse Perring's team it only hits 4 champions.

-When Fizz uses his ult on Jesse Perring the shark refuses to come out of shear fear.

-Every Singed player knows to not make Jesse Perring chase them.

-When Jesse Perring buys a Trinity Force, Link gives up on his mission.

-In a ranked game someone tried to ban Jesse Perring, no one has seen the poor summoner since.

-Chuck Norris has beaten all masters in every contest of both strength and intelligence until he challenged Jesse Perring to a game of LoL. Conversely when Jesse Perring challenged Chuck Norris to a karate match...well...let's just say Chuck is still in recovery.


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UnicornCoalition

Junior Member

11-12-2012

- Maokai was born because Jesse Perring had to take a pee while going on a walk in the Twisted Treeline


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IS12427b591e112418352cd

Junior Member

11-13-2012

- When Jesse Perring enters a queue, a warning message goes to all people who already are in the queue to reconsider.


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ComanderMolander

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11-15-2012

When Jesse Perring plays Zed he kills the Power Rangers

Jesse Perring is more Draven than Draven himself


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ComanderMolander

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11-24-2012

Jesse Perring does not always get hit by Nami's ult but when he does he is playing surfer Singed and it is totally gnarly

When Jesse Perring plays Jarvan he gets crowned king of Demacia

When Jesse Perring plays Zed he duo queues with his shadow


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I Need Blue

Senior Member

11-25-2012

This thread is older than Jesse Perring


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EpicisSpeedy

Member

11-26-2012

The box Zed opened which gave him forbidden ninja powers only contained Jesse Perring's shopping list