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Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3967 26.46%
Jesse Perring 3494 23.3%
Jesse Perring 3851 25.68%
Jesse Perring 3862 25.76%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12302 82.05%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters 14994 .

The Saga of Jesse Perring

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zombieshotgun

Senior Member

10-29-2012

The day of the harrowing patch Jesse Perring logged in, the server was undefined as a result


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AlphariusRising

Member

10-29-2012

When Elise used her human Q on Jesse Perring in beta, Riot immediately nerfed it, because no ability should be able to do infinite damage.

They had to buff the spider Q though, as it was doing no damage whatsoever.


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Duke Br0heimer

Senior Member

10-29-2012

Just as higher states of energy seek a lower level, the God known as Jesse Perring is a being of intense and violent energy who finds himself irresistibly drawn to scenes of strife as they unfold in the physical world. While his normal divine state transcends sensory limitations, each time he takes on a physical manifestation, he is stricken by a loss of self - though not of purpose. In the clash of combat, his identity shatters and reconfigures, and he begins to regain awareness. He grasps that he is Jesse Perring, the master - and that all of his clones are but shadows of the one true Jesse Perring. Focus comes in the struggle for survival; his true mind reasserts itself; until in the final moments of victory, he transcends matter and is restored once more to his eternal form.


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MustardWarrior

Member

11-03-2012

When Jesse Perring surrenders, the enemy loses.


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Kyeguy

Senior Member

11-08-2012

When Jesse Perring enters the game, his recall button is changed to "Win Button"


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ComanderMolander

Member

11-10-2012

-One day Jesse Perring grew tired of some of the items so he decided to make some new ones

Jesse Perring grabbed the force of Nature and the Ionic spark and welded them together with his mind

however Jesse Perrings creation was so powerful it tore the FON and spark out of existance as it ripped itself from the game

Jesse Perring decided to call his new creation Sandy and he threw it at the west coast, because Jesse Perring is a cruel god


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Cerxi

Senior Member

11-10-2012

Everyone at Riot hates Teemo. Except Jesse Perring. Teemo stays.


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ComanderMolander

Member

11-11-2012

Jesse Perring just keeps bringing him back to kill him again

its like Batman vs the Joker, except batman is a tiny furry evil entity and The Joker is more crazy, violent, and is 90% more Mark Hamill


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Nola

Junior Member

11-11-2012

When Jesse Perring uses Kayle's ult on himself, the game breaks and the server has to be relaunched.


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Bossemeyer

Junior Member

11-11-2012

Jesse Perring created the original meta, then he created the new meta just so he could say he liked the old meta better and yet secretly Jesse Perring also likes the new meta because Jesse Perring is the original meta and the new meta and frankly that's kind of meta, or i should say that's kind of Jesse Perring.