Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,842 26.40%
Jesse Perring 3,387 23.27%
Jesse Perring 3,743 25.72%
Jesse Perring 3,738 25.68%
Jesse Perring, obviously 11,951 82.11%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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xFERGO

Junior Member

10-19-2012

Xerath's Original Un-edited jokes:

JESSE PERRING, JESSE PERRING, JESSE PERRING, JESSE PERRING,. JESSE PERRRRRRRRING

Power-laning, Power-farming, POWER GANKING, POWER KILLS, JESSE PERRING SO MANY KILLS, 400 KILLS

Rammus: Ok


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Savagry

Senior Member

10-19-2012

Jesse Perring taught
Garen how to spin
Rengar how to hunt
Cho'gath how to feast
Karthus how to defy death
Rammus how to roll
Orianna how to tick
Blitzcrank how to pull
Phreak how to do tons of damage/shoutcast
Sona how to play music
Morello how to nerf
Ahri how to charm
Mundo to go where he pleases
Gragas how to drink
Lulu to bake
Hiemerdinger to invent
Shaco to laugh
Twisted Fate to play cards
Yorick how to dig
Zilean to tell time

Love you Riot
and all praise Jesse Perring

"and on the 7th day Jesse Perring created Jesse Perring and he saw it was good"


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AnExtraordinaire

Senior Member

10-20-2012

Jesse Perring


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DreMLoK

Senior Member

10-20-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Serif View Post
Jesse Perring
serif i miss you

jesse pering should do something for you =(


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Exman33

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Senior Member

10-20-2012

Trinity Force is actually Jessie Perring's spoon/knife/and fork


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Ryuuji

Senior Member

10-23-2012

Most people start out with boots and 3 pots.
Jesse Perring starts out with 6 trinity forces.


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zombieshotgun

Senior Member

10-25-2012

Jesse Perring went to Twisted Treeline a while ago, it had to get remade as a result


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ComanderMolander

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10-27-2012

-The only time Jesse Perring ever goes negative it is in deaths, instead of dying Jesse Perrring breaks off into a yorick or Morde clone effectively earning him -1 deaths

-Jesse Perring's Elise is the number one cause of Arachnophobia in the world

-Jesse Perring, fed up with the smell, brushed Vilemaw's teeth, now he is known as Minty-fresh Maw


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Exman33

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Senior Member

10-27-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Snailygoat View Post
Jesse Perring got pulled into the enemy team by Blitzcrank.

*Jesse Perring pentakill*
Fool Blitzcrank gets pulled to Jesse Perring


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Dorryza

Senior Member

10-27-2012

one does not simply pull Jesse Perring.