Jesse Perring once encountered an enemy Cho'Gath in the jungle. Cho'Gath proceeded to feast on himself because he knew it would be a less painful death.
When Jesse Perring plays Evelynn he has an invisible touch yeah, he ganks you right from the start, he seems to have an invisible touch yeah, he takes control of the game and slowly tears you apart
Jesse Perring has an extra slot in his inventory for wards, it is a shame he never needs them
Riot claims 65 Teemos die every second, Jesse Perring is responsible for 64 of those kills
Jew Lee Oh
-When Jesse Perring plays Jarvan people Flash INTO his Ultimate.
-Jesse Perring killed Lee Sin in the jungle 1v1 using Sejuani.
Jesse Perring does not know what zyras passive is, as he never dies and the ones he kills are to scared to fire it
Jesse Perring doesn't need to screen cheat to level 1 ping. With perfect accuracy. Every time.
um.. who is jesse perring?
When Jesse Perring met chuck norris, Chuck collapsed.
-Jesse Perring is such a rebel he uses his ult before level 6
-When Jesse Perring kills people as Urgot he actually rips off their legs and uses them for bonus Move speed
-someone was once banned in the championships for staring at Jesse Perring for too long, they won anyway because Jesse Perring is far more informative about the game than your monitor
Jesse Perring please resurrect Iaw
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