Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,906 26.43%
Jesse Perring 3,444 23.30%
Jesse Perring 3,801 25.72%
Jesse Perring 3,803 25.73%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,133 82.10%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Monkyupurbutt

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02-19-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by RiotChris View Post
- When Jesse Perring casts a spell - the other team loses mana
Even Katarina.


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Prophet Six

Senior Member

02-19-2012

Rofling everywhere.


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Monkyupurbutt

Senior Member

02-19-2012

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Originally Posted by RiotJeffJew View Post
When the servers go down, it means that Jesse Perring is sleeping.
He does not sleep. He only waits...
And since Jesse Perring is Jesse Perring, Jesse Perring Jesse Perring'd a Jesse Perring so that Jesse Perring could Jesse Perring while Jesse Perring Jesse Perring'd. You see?


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Buckles64

Senior Member

02-19-2012

Jesse Perring isn't powerful, if he was he'd probably find me and smash my face into my keybo- desxdfgrsefxdrgcfgvfdgrsefxcgvtrdgfgtfrdg


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Elwasd

Senior Member

02-19-2012

when Jesse Perring starts a round of league, the other team kills themselves. Of course, Jesse perring gets gold from this too.

The gold given upon breaking the nexus used to be higher. It got nerfed because Jesse Perring was getting too much gold out of it.


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Arkravatos

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02-19-2012

When Jesse Perring plays rammus rammus stays still and the map rolls under him.


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Vocust

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02-19-2012

Jesse Perring is Kog'maws Daddy
Jesse Perring can use promote on anything he wants
Jesse Perring can win a staring contest with the base turret


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Yuki Akuma

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02-19-2012

Dr. Mundo goes where Jesse Perring tells him to.


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Monkyupurbutt

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02-20-2012

Only Jesse Perring knows his k/d, because only he can divide by 0.


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Nima92

Senior Member

02-21-2012

why is this thread not stickied? Anywho, Jesse Perring wears glasses....without the frames!

Edit: also true of sunglasses