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Jesse Perring 3967 26.46%
Jesse Perring 3494 23.3%
Jesse Perring 3851 25.68%
Jesse Perring 3862 25.76%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12302 82.05%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters 14994 .

The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Fathootz

Senior Member

10-13-2011

Quote:
Vorador:
Fedor by armbar


most epic reply ever sir


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Fathootz

Senior Member

10-13-2011

I heard Jesse perring once killed a man for 90 gold


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Poo Chada

Senior Member

10-13-2011

- When Lee Sin Kicks Jesse Perring, Lee Sin flies backwards
- Jesse Perring can see through Akali's shroud
- Jesse Perring does not need life steal items because he does not lose life
- Jesse Perring's passive is God Mode
- In dominion, Jesse Perring doesn't need the stairs to pop up. He starts capping mid at 0.01


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Dr Martin Lucian

Senior Member

10-13-2011

At night Jesse Perring hunts Vayne.
During the day Leona turns the sun off for him when he doesn't want to hurt his eyes, o wait he doesn't take damage....


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itsTort

Senior Member

10-13-2011

Quote:
Skribbles:
As President, Founder, and most active Member of the Jesse Perring Fan Club, I am hereby granting the many players out there the right, honor, and privilege of commenting in this thread about Jesse Perring's grandeur. My paltry requisite was that your posts must exhibit the beginnings of worthiness of Jesse Perring, which is simply impossible for mortals, but Jesse Perring has agreed to lower his standards, because he is benevolent and just.

But he will smite you if you look at him the wrong way...

The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

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>.>



You can't smite me. I am not a neutral mob or minion! >.>


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VaSebreaKer

Junior Member

10-13-2011

Jesse Perring riftwalks into other games


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TheBrilliantFool

Senior Member

10-13-2011

Quote:
Rozaki:
You can't smite me. I am not a neutral mob or minion! >.>


Jesse Perring smites who and what he pleases. Everything.


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Dr Martin Lucian

Senior Member

10-13-2011

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You can't smite me. I am not a neutral mob or minion! >.>


Jesse Perring can...


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crosser3127

Member

10-13-2011

- Jesse Perring was once known as Leonidas.
The Persians didn't realise he had Guardian Angel.
Jesse Perring is so buffed that Phreak has to nerf him every patch :x
Jesse Perring is the only one besides Jax needing to fight with restrictions.


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Dioxide

Recruiter

10-14-2011

-When Jesse Perring Ignites a champion, the person playing that champion spontaneously combusts.
-When Jesse Perring plays Dominion, he can capture his team's Storm Shield AND the enemy team's. Simultaneously.