Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,897 26.42%
Jesse Perring 3,436 23.29%
Jesse Perring 3,791 25.70%
Jesse Perring 3,792 25.71%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,111 82.11%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Den Kuchen

Senior Member

08-30-2011

When Jesse Perring selects Wukong in LoL, every HoN player currently playing HoN's Wukong loses their game and has their hard drive erased.

The Emerald City in the Wizard of Oz is actually a long-lost nexus. It got there when Jesse Perring played Janna and blew it away with her tornado.

When Jesse Perring plays Dr. Mundo, his passive regenerates .3% of his health every femtosecond.

When Jesse Perring selects Zilean, he says in an honored tone, "Why, I didn't know you would do that..." And while in the middle of the game, Zilean says that there is always enough time.

When Gangplank tries to order his ship to fire on Jesse Perring, his crew refuses and commits a mutiny and strips him of his title as captain.


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MultipleDragons

Senior Member

08-30-2011

does this guy play anymore?


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Melisan

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Senior Member

08-30-2011

Jesse Perring once scribbled on a piece of paper, and thus Riot's Scribbles was born.


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Lord Regnier

Senior Member

08-30-2011

I didn't want to play LOL until I saw the name Jesse Perring


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Fenris Lokason

Junior Member

08-30-2011

The fountain turret was changed to ignore resistances because Jesse Perring liked to afk in the enemy spawn. That hasn't stopped him.
If the server is down, it's because the queue has dodged Jesse Perring again.
Ignite doesn't work on Jesse Perring; he's always on fire.
Jesse Perring's base stats are all 8, his ult turns the numbers 90 degrees. He's never had to use it because he wins before he reaches level 2.
Jesse Perring maxes out all of Udyr's abilities.
Undying Rage is Jesse Perring's passive.
When Nocturne goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jesse Perring.
I hope I didn't repeat any, but there's no way I'm reading through all of these to find out.
Jesse Perring can milk those.


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Lord Reuniclus

Junior Member

08-31-2011

Jesee Perrring CAN make Poppy tell him a joke


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Wolfhyrr

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08-31-2011

Jesse Perring is the new Chuck Norris


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Man Not of Fear

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08-31-2011

Sona once asked Jesse Perring to play a song on her etwahl. Jesse Perring played a song so beautiful, that out of his infinite benevolence, he made Sona a mute so that she wouldn't waste the rest of her life praising his playing.


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Praeco

Composer

08-31-2011
81 of 90 Riot Posts

My desk is actually right next to Jesse Perring's, and I think since they have moved me here, I'm slowly developing magical abilities.


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JacobianMatrix

Senior Member

08-31-2011

Remember the earthquake throughout the east coast on 8/22?
Jesse Perring was playing Rammus.