Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,907 26.43%
Jesse Perring 3,445 23.31%
Jesse Perring 3,802 25.72%
Jesse Perring 3,804 25.74%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,136 82.11%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Vhauj

Senior Member

02-28-2011

If Jesse Perring kills you in game, he kills you in real life.


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Khalar

Junior Member

02-28-2011

It is little known that the poison trail Singed leaves isn't poison. It's regular air that has had the essence of Jesse Perring removed and becomes toxic to life as we know it.


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ultradash1

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03-01-2011

Jesse Perring makes Mundo go where he doesn't please


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U Doublelift Bro

Junior Member

03-03-2011

Garen is afraid of checking the bush for Jesse Perring

Jesse perring doesn't have Ctrl on his keyboard, because he is always in control


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U Doublelift Bro

Junior Member

03-03-2011

Grassyhyren thought he was Pro until he saw Jesse Perring

Jesse Perring can still buy innervating locket

Jesse perring can do a handstand with his feet


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testvirus

Member

03-05-2011

champions don't get nerfed jesse perring doesn't believe they are worthy anymore


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TBB 420YoloSwag

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03-05-2011

When Chuck Norris trys to punch jesse perring a black hole forms


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Xetvenen

Senior Member

03-05-2011

Holy mother of Jessie Per- wait, he has no mother...he gave birth to himself in a log cabin he built with his own two hands...in the galactic core....


ah, I digress....


what I was going to say is: I was wondering how long before this made it back to page 1 (again)


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Insanityfair

Senior Member

03-06-2011

Chuck Norris was just a normal redheaded boy until he shook Jesse Perrings hand

I vehemently approve.


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Flawkes

Senior Member

03-06-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Asymptote View Post
this thread has angered Chuck Norris....
Bruce Lee can pwn chuck norris anyday