Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,908 26.43%
Jesse Perring 3,445 23.30%
Jesse Perring 3,802 25.71%
Jesse Perring 3,804 25.73%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,140 82.10%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Levnik Moore

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Senior Member

02-09-2011

Jesse Perring CAN beat the new bots.


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Arecanderu

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Senior Member

02-09-2011

Jesse Perring wasn´t choiced for the Riot vs bots game because they wanted to show how have the bots improved, not how they´re killen in the fountain 20 times before respawning (after respawning only 3, then they start respawning)


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Rawrgasmic

Senior Member

02-09-2011

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Originally Posted by MrCrumb View Post
-It was Jesse Perring who discovered that the meaning of life is 42.

-Some astronomers still believe earth is the center of the universe due to Jesse Perring's existence on this planet.

-Jesse Perring can play LoL on a laptop touchpad.
I learned how to play on my touchpad from Jesse Perring.


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ShadeOfMcLovin

Senior Member

02-09-2011

Jesse Perring once forbid people to use the letter F for 15 years and that's why now we have names like Phillip, and words like philosophy and typhoon.

Jesse Perring also invented typhoons.


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ComanderMolander

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02-10-2011

-Jesse Perring took a piss in the twisted treeline and created Maokai
-if you try to look up Jesse Perrings profile nothing will come up because you don't find Jesse Perring, Jesse Perring finds you!


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hsof777

Senior Member

02-11-2011

Jesse Perring once won a 1v5 against Ryze bot, Nunu bot, Jesus, Chuck Norris and God


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Ziizzi

Junior Member

02-11-2011

Jesse Perring can cancel Pantheon's ultimate by catching him.


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Slogra

Senior Member

02-11-2011

If you Crowstorm Jesse Perring, I mean if you try to Crowstorm Jesse Perring, the crows begin to fly counter-clockwise and attack Fiddlesticks instead.

Akali players that attempt to Shadow Dance to Jesse Perring disappear into the shadows forever and are forced to dance for eternity for Jesse Perring's pleasure.

Using Destiny on Jesse Perring makes you go blind because you are seeing the center of the universe and your eyeballs are sucked right out of their sockets.

If you use Wish on Jesse Perring, he converts the healing power into raw energy that deals thousands of damage per second to every enemy in the game. He then switches teams and slays you for trying to heal the invincible Jesse Perring. And no, using Infuse to Silence him isn't going to save you. It'll just heal his mana instead. Even if he's playing as Mordekaiser.

If Poppy uses Diplomatic Immunity, Jesse Perring can still damage her no matter what because he is a part of us all and is thus always the target of the spell. Even if Jesse Perring is on your team, he can and will damage you. And by damage, I mean annihilate.


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Asymptote

Associate Engineer

02-11-2011
75 of 90 Riot Posts

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Originally Posted by Adriden View Post
.........Raises hand*........

Who is Jesse Perrring?
(We are all thinking it, I'm just saying it.)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...esse%20Perring


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zeefomiv

Senior Member

02-11-2011

When TF uses Destiny,and Jesse Perring is in the game,TF is slowed.