The first rule of Jesse Perring is you DO talk about Jesse Perring.
For today is Jesse Perring Day!
My name was once Abundance. But when Jesse Perring turned, its now this.
If we can get the great Jesse Perring to post now it will be glorious...
This poll is proof of elo hell.
When given the option of (presumably successful) answers, such as "Jesse Perring", 3/7th's of the player base will choose the unconventional, such as "Jesse Perring, obviously" or "AS Taric".
There isn't a chin behind Jesse Perring's beard, just another Jesse Perring.
Jesse Perring uses bottle caps as runes.
They all give 100% cooldowns, +100 AD and +100 AP.
Jesse Perring drinks orange juice.
Who is Jesse Perrring?
(We are all thinking it, I'm just saying it.)
Pluto is no longer a planet because Jesse Perring mandropped there with Pantheon.
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