Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,932 26.43%
Jesse Perring 3,466 23.30%
Jesse Perring 3,822 25.69%
Jesse Perring 3,827 25.72%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,206 82.04%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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kuroitaiyo

Junior Member

02-07-2011

Madred's Bloodrazer was created when Jesse Perring got mad at phreak.


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Paranomaly

Member

02-07-2011

Laughed at this and a pocket protector appeared in front of me... what the hell?

Jesse Perring tells Mundo where to go


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CaptCrunchJr

Member

02-08-2011

Jesse Perring doesn't have *** for pleasure, he does it to evolve the human race.
Jesse Perring excretes the cure for cancer when he uses the toilet, sadly no mortal is worthy of his waste so we still perish due to cancer.


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Arcanigma

Senior Member

02-08-2011

In Soviet Russia, Jesse Perring still owns you.


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Kirethorn

Senior Member

02-08-2011

Jesse Perring can stack unique effects.


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Defy Logik

Senior Member

02-08-2011

-Jesse Perring is so pro, there's a thread made after him.
-Jesse Perring once fought a Chuck Norris, and made a bear cry.


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Defy Logic

Senior Member

02-08-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Defy Logik View Post
-Jesse Perring is so pro, there's a thread made after him.
-Jesse Perring once fought a Chuck Norris, and made a bear cry.
Impostor!


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Corasoli

Senior Member

02-08-2011

- Jesse Perring personally feathered Taric's hair, truly fabulous


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Senior Member

02-08-2011

When Jesse Perring enters the enemy fountain, the fountain turret kills them as an act of mercy.


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Slogra

Senior Member

02-08-2011

Jesse Perring can buy a Doran's Ring AND a health pot in the beginning. But usually he just goes straight for the Bloodthirster.

Jesse Perring is such an insane genius that when he drinks an Elixir of Brilliance, everyone gets dumber to compensate for his maxed-out intelligence.

Jesse Perring usually fills his Warmog's in a matter of seconds. It takes him longer to fill his Sword of the Occult because most players AFK when they see they're against Jesse Perring. However, he begins to fill it by the 12 minute mark when he Nexus Tower dives for the penta kill.

Jesse Perring wears Ninja Tabi in real life and can dodge trains.

Jesse Perring frequently stacks Hextech Revolvers. They do AD damage when he buys them and has an active that can snipe players globally. No one knows or wants to know what happens when he upgrades one of them into a Hextech Gunblade. Jesse Perring can updrade the Hexdrinker into a useful item. He never bothers however, as Hexdrinker has too many defensive properties, and that would imply the possibility of mortality for Jesse Perring, which is of course a paradox.